Most hilarious Dialog when taken out of context.

[T-Bone24]

"Just look at that bush, it's a downright classic"

From the IGN daily fix's "Name That Bush" contest.

 

[RYjet911]

Really anything involving an innuendo but with the removal of the visual innuendo gag.

i.e. "Would you like to grasp my rod" without the obvious showing of a fishing rod.

Mitchell and Webb's Bawdy 70's hospital is pretty much all of that.
If you want dialogue that makes no sense out of context, watch a Carry On film.

Well... In that, Webb's character just abolished innuendo altogether with "Will you wank off my cock" which, again, is great out of context. xD

 

[T-Bone24]

Really anything involving an innuendo but with the removal of the visual innuendo gag.

i.e. "Would you like to grasp my rod" without the obvious showing of a fishing rod.

Mitchell and Webb's Bawdy 70's hospital is pretty much all of that.
If you want dialogue that makes no sense out of context, watch a Carry On film.

Well... In that, Webb's character just abolished innuendo altogether with "Will you wank off my cock" which, again, is great out of context. xD

"Those are lovely jugs"(referring to jugs of tea, innuendo intended)
"Do you want to rub them on my cock?"

 

[Ben Legend]

Do I win?

Yes sir! You win.
haha

 

[Zenode]

Well this whole segment on Jimmy Kimmel basically could sum up this whole thing.

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Vh9_Hi1kY[/link]

 

[Woem]

I'll go for the most funny game title with "Balls of steel".

 

[Thyunda]

"its a fight of 300 against 10,000" - Legolas before the battle of helms deep.

I don't get it.

"My love for Toya soaks into everything I make!" - Makoto, Enchanted Arms.

what? THIS IS MADNESS!

Ohh. I get it now. Not particularly funny, though.

 

[LackingSaint]

"..." - Gordon Freeman.



I'm suprised Valve got away with that. Maybe the ESRB guys are fans.

 

[T-Bone24]

Spoiler: Bawdy 1970's hospital a la Carry On

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO9SumrTs4[/youtube]

It's all funny out of context.

EDIT: Curses, the video embed doesn't seem to work! Here's the link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO9SumrTs4

 

[Zombie Badger]

'The pursuit of the non-existent lobster was in full swing.' - Day Watch (The book).

 

[ManBearPiglet]

Yeah, me and my friend who owns the game started laughing and our other friend just sighed at us xD

 

[hopeneverdies]

Try explaining the Star Magician battle from Golden Sun.

"So he has these 4 magic floating colored balls that correspond to an element and do something. Thunder ball hits you with lightning based Jupiter psynergy, Refresh ball heals him and all status effects, Guardian Ball protects the Star Magician and the Anger Ball blows up on you. Every time you kill a ball he summons a new ball at random to take its place."

He is the definition of manly just because he has 4 magic balls

 

[Rascarin]

A friend of mine, on a forum of mine;

"Make sure you wear a hoodie whilst at it though. They do tend to try and swarm you from behind whilst you suck up the frontal assault."

 

[uncle-ellis]

I'm coming!

 

[Eatspeeple]

Allllllmost there, aaaaalllllllmost There!"-zoey, L4D
I got a shock when I first heard that one.

 

[Mymla]

"I can handle big." -Aeryn Sun, Farscape.
"That's... large." -Shephard, Mass Effect, at the thorian.
"This, is, mah, BOOMSTICK!" -Rifleman, Warcraft III

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

"We're going to need you to play twing twong."
If you don't know what that's from then you're better off for it.

isnt it twing twang??

no sir

And I'd have to say.... Actuely mine would have to be the twing twong one.

Yes it was twing twang.

 

[Avatar Roku]

"Polish My Spear."-The Lusty Argonian Maid.

Than again, it's hilarious in context as well.

God, I loved that book. I only ever found the one with that quote in it though, are there other volumes?