Most hilarious Dialog when taken out of context.

[Magnatek]

The entire cutscene the first time you see Vaan in FFXII. Seriously, go watch it in the right mindset and it's hilarious!

I can see how the phrase "tan your hide" could be taken out of context, but try saying this in a public place:

"I think explosions are pretty!"

Daran Norris has some pretty funny lines in this game.

 

[UnravThreads]

"It's a [...] big, red Knob, just waiting to be pulled".

Beginning of Beneath a Steel Sky.

 

[T-Bone24]

"Huh, who would of thought a cooler could make such a handy wang coffin." - Bender (Granted, it's hilarious in context as well)

EDIT: Ninja'd by myself. By, like, 3 months. Just thought I'd bump this thread anyway.

"The dolphins entered the dining room every evening." - Oddysey 2.

"Be quiet, or I'll sic Hose on you!" - Some Screwattack video.

 

[badgersprite]

Dragonball Z has some infamous ones.

"Anyway, it doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert." -- Piccolo

"I hope my body can take it." -- Goku

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

"He has too much of his father inside him" Obi Wan Kenobi in Empire Strikes Back.

I laughed so loud when I read this.

 

[CrimsonRegret]

"Just grab it, and shove that thing right back into me!" -Gladious, Portal

 

[A Raging Emo]

"It's so small... I can't even find it!"

Super delicious cookies for anyone who can think of what TV show that was from.

Dilbert?

 

[Grayjack]

Spoiler

I was going to say that.

 

[Arbitrary Cidin]

"Didn't think I'd get in here so easily" "It was an emergency, so I had to be a little lenient with my standards"

Whoever gets the reference wins.

 

[Aqualung]

"I am really wet." -Nathan Drake, Uncharted.

Oh, Nate!~