Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you

[Sneaky Paladin]

Okay I'm just making this because people at my school have been asking me very stupid things here's an example that happens every single day.

Why do you like books so much?

I normally just say why don't you and normally the answer is: Their boring and I'd rather be talking in class then reading.

I just really hate it when people ask you something stupid that really should not be asked or said.

anything you guys have heard from people like this?

 

[nolongerhere]

I once heard someone said that there aren't any Jews anymore.
She really thought they'd all died in WW2.

 

[SharPhoe]

"Why do you draw those little Kirby things all the time?"

Because I want to, good sir. I don't see why I would need any other reason.

 

[Soulgaunt]

I think this thread has been done before, but I'm not sure.....
I have been asked too many stupid questions to be able to recall the most idiotic of them all.

 

[SharPhoe]

"Are you gay, would you fuck me, you look hot, wanna compare sizes, fuck you dawg" and tons of other asinine comments fucktards at school say.

...And all of these were directed at you?

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

I think this thread has been done before, but I'm not sure.....
I have been asked too many stupid questions to be able to recall the most idiotic of them all.

I followed a rule I heard earlier. If the thread your doing wasn't done very recently go for it. Doesn't matter if it was done before as long as it wasn't done recently it's fine

 

[neuromasser]

Once when I was playing Combat Arms (Counter-Strike alike FPS) some hacker asked me: Why did you kill me?

xD

 

[Meado]

"Who invented words?" Oh, how we laughed...

 

[firedfns13]

"So wait, you dive? Like into water?"
-"nope"

 

[McBurks]

Bailey:"Hey Kurt, do I look fat in this."
Kurt:"No,you look gay in that,don't ever ask me that question again,we are men."

 

[Stevedave00]

You liek mudkips?

 

[zohmbee]

"Have you read Twilight?"
"Nah."
"OMG YOU HAVENT IZ SO COOL AND EDWARD NAHNAHNAHNAH-"

-_-'

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"are ancient tombs ancient?" it was asked in my socials studies class
I'm not kidding that person asked me this ,I then repeated it to them 4 times before the got it and no that person wasn't technicly retarded though I beg to differ

 

[theSovietConnection]

I've been asked if I were Muslim for having a beard.

 

[nolongerhere]

This was a conversation between me and a girl studying to be a doctor.

Me: You do know what the Cold War was...?
Future Doctor: Erm.....
Me: You do know what Communism is?!
Future Doctor: Isn't America communist?
Me:............

Scary. She's going to be in charge of people's health...

As long as she isn't in charge of their general intelligence.

 

[Glerken]

"Why do you hate Twilight?"

...
Really people.