Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you

[Slayer_2]

"What's your cell number?"

- An aquaintance right after I had just explained to a group of friends why I didn't have or want a cell phone.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

"Obama is an American hero" I'm going to get lots of hate for saying that but, who cares!

 

[skorpion352]

"What's your cell number?"

- An aquaintance right after I had just explained to a group of friends why I didn't have or want a cell phone.

haha, im the type of person who asks questions like that all the time just to be an ass

 

[historybuff]

"So are you and your brother identical?"

I'm a girl. So I said, "Uh. No?"

 

[Worgen]

"Obama is an American hero" I'm going to get lots of hate for saying that but, who cares!

why would you get hate mail for stating the obvious? hes an american president, how does that qualify as heroic?

 

[nokelso]

I get asked all the time if my bleached white hair is natural, even if my eyebrows are brown.

 

[Walrus42]

This wasn't actually said to me, but it was sent as an e-mail from one of my friends. "U DONT NEE D PROPR GRAMMER. GO BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS, FAG."

 

[nakitsura]

After getting hit in the jaw by someone's shoulder in gym class, while kneeling on the ground with blood pouring out of my mouth due to the fact that my jaw was now shattered, and I was screaming bloody murder, I heard the teacher ask me

"Are you hurt?"

No.
I just have a flair for the dramatic.

 

[skorpion352]

This wasn't actually said to me, but it was sent as an e-mail from one of my friends. "U DONT NEE D PROPR GRAMMER. GO BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS, FAG."

what. the. fuck

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

~~ "Women are better than men. Men cause all the problems in the world"
that's sexist bullshit. both sexes are equal and are equally responsible for all the bad things that happen ion this earth.

~~ "Paris Hilton is a very smart person"
she's not intelligent. she's cunning. she sells her body for fame, but she's not legitimately smart, because that's a retarded and low way to live

~~ "Edward Cullen is the perfect guy"
... for a girl who's actually an undercover lesbian. Edward Cullen isn't real, so sorry to burst your bubble. and even if he was real, he wouldn't want your pathetic ass.

 

[nakitsura]

This wasn't actually said to me, but it was sent as an e-mail from one of my friends. "U DONT NEE D PROPR GRAMMER. GO BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS, FAG."

Wow. I wish I had friends like that.
Must be nice...

 

[Motiv_]

It pisses me off whenever someone is looking over my shoulder while I'm watching TV, and they ask "Whatcha watchin?" You're looking right at what I'm watching. DURR HURR

 

[Insanum]

Introduced my now ex gf too halo...

I have never been asked "why do you keep killing me" so many times in 5 mins. ¬¬

 

[Da Joz]

I worked as a cashier for awhile and one day a guy was paying for his stuff and he held out a dime to me an asked me how much it was worth.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

I think this thread has been done before, but I'm not sure.....
I have been asked too many stupid questions to be able to recall the most idiotic of them all.

I followed a rule I heard earlier. If the thread your doing wasn't done very recently go for it. Doesn't matter if it was done before as long as it wasn't done recently it's fine

And where did you hear that?

Boy: They should have put Red Steel on the PS3, it would have been better.

Me: What about the motion control and aiming? Would they keep it standard?

Boy: Well the SIXAXIS is better than the Wii Remote, you could use it to aim and fire.

Me: ...Really? What about the Sword fighting?

Boy: Same thing.

Me: ...

That's all I can think of really. Oh, either that or:

Girl: Anne Frank...was that the blind girl, or the one who went missing in that plane?

 

[Draygen]

"So are you and your brother identical?"

I'm a girl. So I said, "Uh. No?"

My kids are twins, one boy and one girl, and I've long since given up arguing with people who insist that you can have Boy-Girl Identical Twins. I mean, wow, they didn't totally explain how that couldn't happen in your 7th grade life science class.