Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you
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After watching a guy being beaten in a film to give a false confession:
Girl: Miss why were they hitting him?
After our science teacher makes a lung move by using a foot pump:
Same Girl: Oh my god its alive.
Girl: Miss why were they hitting him?
After our science teacher makes a lung move by using a foot pump:
Same Girl: Oh my god its alive.
ooooh I hate 'what are you drawing'SharPhoe said:
my answer; 'Its a radioactive dinosaur devouring the flesh of the living'
'you sure? it looks kind of like a kitten playing with a butterfly...'
'yes I'm sure, why the hell are you askin me its so obvious'
once I was just drawing a random dude and I had someone convinced it was a chickenduck. god I had some stupid classmates.
You would think so. But compare that to:o0pwnman0o said:
Me: *rattles off the lists of all the things about Twilight that don't click with me*
Fan: ...But it's a romance novel, plus it's fiction, so none of that stuff matters.
Me: Yes it does. Fiction or not, it still has to make sense and be well-written. Twilight doesn't and isn't.
Fan: You just don't get it, then.
Me: *twitch*
I think you see my point.
Mine is because it is not a Jurassic Park sequel... where they all get violently eaten by (vampire?) dinosaurs!SharPhoe said:
Assuming all the cast is eaten in the first 5 minutes, it would be a good movie.
ok, i live with a walking stupid statement. the guy is solid gold if ur in the mood to laff, and totally infuriating if ur not. he's a social science student, so he comes up with the most idiotic stuff to try and sound deep and intelligent, which i think is way worse than someone who is just retardedly stupid. Some of his sociological theories include:
-Single motherhood results in alcoholism which is the cause of the economic downturn....
-Euthanasia for old people, organised in a rewards-based scheme for families who turn in their old relatives to be exterminated. (his girlfriend nearly broke up with him for that one.)
-Michel Foucoult was, according to him, a 'nomad philosopher'.
and one last one for the encore: getting ready to walk to some random girl's house to do the deed with her, he sighs and says
'I dont know why i'm doing this. I'm just too nice to people. I wont even enjoy it.'
and he thinks he's the smartest guy in the university. ah bless.
-Single motherhood results in alcoholism which is the cause of the economic downturn....
-Euthanasia for old people, organised in a rewards-based scheme for families who turn in their old relatives to be exterminated. (his girlfriend nearly broke up with him for that one.)
-Michel Foucoult was, according to him, a 'nomad philosopher'.
and one last one for the encore: getting ready to walk to some random girl's house to do the deed with her, he sighs and says
'I dont know why i'm doing this. I'm just too nice to people. I wont even enjoy it.'
and he thinks he's the smartest guy in the university. ah bless.
I see your point. I would've just said because it's made for teenage girls. then I would walk awaySharPhoe said:
Who hasn't been asked a bunch of stupid questions?
Asked of me by another person when we went to basic training at Lackland Air Force Base:
"Why are there so many people from Texas here?"
Asked of me after I exited a bathroom and sprayed air freshener into the bathroom:
"You shit?"
"Doesn't everybody?"
Asked of me by another person when we went to basic training at Lackland Air Force Base:
"Why are there so many people from Texas here?"
Asked of me after I exited a bathroom and sprayed air freshener into the bathroom:
"You shit?"
"Doesn't everybody?"
"Is there a reason why you did that?"
Obviously there's a fucking reason, or else I wouldn't have done it. It may not be a great reason, it could be something simple like "because I wanted to", but there's a reason for everything. Cause and effect. Morons.
Obviously there's a fucking reason, or else I wouldn't have done it. It may not be a great reason, it could be something simple like "because I wanted to", but there's a reason for everything. Cause and effect. Morons.
