But like, dude, getting high is so uber productive man!quiet_samurai said:Him: Walks into the TV room "What are you doing?"
Me: "Playing Fallout 3"
Him: "You do anything else today?"
Me: "Nope."
Him: "You need to be more productive."
Me: "Yeah?"
Him: "Yeah it's bad for you." Then sits down, loads bong and proceeeds to get cheeched, then falls asleep.
ಠ_ಠ...what.brodie21 said:what? they were stating a fact.Lamppenkeyboard said:"The PS3 is gay"![]()
Doesn't a single player focused game make you happy to?DaedalusIcarus said:"Games without multi-player are gay" ... Again, consult the dictionary on proper usage of the word "gay", because I think you just said something you didn't intend to (I *love* the irony!) - And to discard everything from Grim Fandango & Dreamfall to Fallout based on the "lack" of multi-player functionality is just that, being ignorant.
Because if they did, the first page would be filled with "USE THE SEARCH BAR" as usualPoisonUnagi said:Most on-topic question ever: WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE REVIVING THREADS FROM A YEAR AGO? It's happened about 10 times in the last two days!
Oh yeah?Senrab said:"Games for Windows..."
Ah yes, this one annoys the piss out of me as well. Especially "You can't play games on a Mac." It's true that OSX rarely gets any ports, but once you make use of Bootcamp it's just as capable as anything else.Why do I care said:"You play games on a Mac? Mac sucks."
This annoys me... a lot.
I laughed so hard I threw some pie across the room into the mouth of a sleeping person.seditary said:Guitar Hero (Playstation) ? Players use guitars decorated with pentagrams.FlshrImp said:http://lhla.org/breaking_news/?p=3966
this was in a different forum recently, and while i read it, at first i was amused, then mad, then ashamed that people from my own religion say this crap.
OH NOES!
-.-PhunkyPhazon said:Ah yes, this one annoys the piss out of me as well. Especially "You can't play games on a Mac." It's true that OSX rarely gets any ports, but once you make use of Bootcamp it's just as capable as anything else.Why do I care said:"You play games on a Mac? Mac sucks."
This annoys me... a lot.
They call it an iMac for a reason.PoisonUnagi said:-.-PhunkyPhazon said:Ah yes, this one annoys the piss out of me as well. Especially "You can't play games on a Mac." It's true that OSX rarely gets any ports, but once you make use of Bootcamp it's just as capable as anything else.Why do I care said:"You play games on a Mac? Mac sucks."
This annoys me... a lot.
And then it's a Windows. Of course you can play it on an Apple computer, but there's barely any games for OSX.
Welcome to the Escapist! And that is funny. I've just got this idea in my head of this serious documentary saying, "It was entirely common for the local citizens to plunge many hundreds of feet into haystacks, and emerge unharmed. However, moving at anything faster than 2mph in any direction was a crime punishable by death, so now we observe these armoured guards free running across rooftops."Firmanter said:The stupidest thing ever said was from my nan, although to be fair it made me laugh more than anything else. The gist of it was essentially asking if I was controlling a documentary/film on t.v. The game was Assassins Creed.
UNBELIEVABLY WISE WORDS.MetalGenocide said:"You can play games on the PC? I only use mine for porn."
I think you mistook the word "ignorant" in the title for the word "brilliant". Seriously, that's incredibly awesome, and your Uncle is a wise and sage man who should be listened to.Bigeyez said:I was playing Mass Effect 1 when my uncle comes along. He has never played videogames in his life and has no kids so the only time he even sees them is either when he comes over and I'm playing or apparently news broadcasts on TV.
Uncle: What game you playing?
Me: Mass Effect
Uncle: Where are the hookers?
Me: WTF? What are you talking about?
Uncle: Don't all videogames have hookers you can sleep with?
Me: ....no....
Uncle: Yeah and then you can kill them. I saw it on TV.
Me: uhh thats just Grand Theft Auto. Thats a different game.
Uncle: Well why doesn't this game have hookers if that other game does?
Me: ..because most games don't have hookers...
Uncle: This game is stupid. It should have hookers. *walks away*
Me: /facepalm.