Most impractical JRPG weapon?

[Latinidiot]

the Blades of Olympus are klind of far fetched...
I mean, Kratos isn't yet a god when he walks around killing people with it, so those massive swords should kind of put some strain on him.

 

[Jaranja]

I'm going with Eternal Sonata here.

It's a god damn umbrella for christs sake. How can you kill a giant demon with an umbrella!?

Sing that fucking Rihanna song until he dies.

 

[end_boss]

the Blades of Olympus are klind of far fetched...
I mean, Kratos isn't yet a god when he walks around killing people with it, so those massive swords should kind of put some strain on him.

Am I recalling incorrectly that even though he wasn't a bona fide god yet, he was granted unnatural power?

 

[Latinidiot]

the Blades of Olympus are klind of far fetched...
I mean, Kratos isn't yet a god when he walks around killing people with it, so those massive swords should kind of put some strain on him.

Am I recalling incorrectly that even though he wasn't a bona fide god yet, he was granted unnatural power?

makes sense, but I don't remember that.
yeah I guess the Blades of Chaos come with übermuscles.
after all, with great swords come great power.

 

[The DSM]

Books,quills,straws the Tales of series is full of them.

And stuff like gunblades, you would shatter your wrist trying to fire one of those.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Bells, as in the kind used by Geomancers in Final Fantasy 5. What? You're going to hit them over the head with it? Ring it so loud it hurts their ears? Of course, it least some of those are enchanted to inflict status ailments. Olan's book in FFT has no such excuse.

 

[Olrod]

Wasn't there a girl in Star Ocean 2 that had a giant foam pointy-finger-hand as a weapon?

 

[Joshroom]

That stupid rinwheel thingy that Rinoa has in FF8. I mean come on, who the hell is going to take you seriously with that. Saying that, most of the weapons in that game were goofy. Whip? Hitting pole thing? Gunblade? What the chesse.

 

[Plurralbles]

What about any of the summons? I mean they are these elaborate scenes that show them destroying entire worlds, but they barely put a dent in the demon you're fighting's HP?! Gimme a break!

ah Golden Sun, wehre would we be without your ridiculous summons... : )

At leaast they're awesome to watch.

 

[FrndlyMisanthrpe]

Hm...

Spoiler

In Chrono Trigger, Chrono's best weapon was made of a sea shell.
I mean, unless it's reaaaaaly durable, it would shatter if you used something like that.

 

[Xhu]

Saying that, most of the weapons in that game were goofy. Whip? Hitting pole thing? Gunblade? What the chesse.

Yeah, man, those are far too impractical for [http://www.wle.com/products/W210-9-T.html] real [http://www.gungfu.com/htm-weapons/japanese-weapons/weapons-japanese-weapons-nunchaku-wooden-san-setsu-kon.htm] life [http://www.ruble-enterprises.com/PFsword.htm].

[small]Yes, I know that Squall's gunblade didn't fire bullets.[/small]

 

[EmmerikXXII]

Tbh, the gunblade isn't THAT impractical. I thought it made sense. Now the Brotherhood, yeah, that thing was ridiculous.

 

[Yuzzi]

How about dolls that walk to the enemy and headbutt them?

 

[Teh Ty]

Either the gunblade or buster sword.

 

[Ddgafd]

In Chrono Cross, a character called Janice uses carrots as weapons.

 

[smargh1015]

the mop from chrono trigger