Most impractical JRPG weapon?

[Brad Shepard]

Somthing that tops it all, in the game Devil Surviver, your weapon is a Nintendo DS, look it up

 

[Brad Shepard]

technically not a jrpg, but i had to include it.

lol, as if someone that skinny could life those XD

bleach is pretty ridiculus, so there might be someone with an ever bigger weapon than that (no pun intended)

....WTF?! Ok, the ones in his hands are ridiculous, but the thing on his back is just taking the piss.

Apparently the one on his back is magically held, thus not by him directly. Bleach has a slew of impractical weapons once they unleash Shikai and especially Bankai, the latter of which frequently breaks any logical sense of balance. Example?

Oh it gets better, she can only use it once every three days without inflicting severe damage upon herself.

man, i cant even tell what the hell that thing does, wouldent her other one be better, sence its call "Death in two strikes?"

 

[gigastrike]

Isn't there some guy in FF8 that uses an anchor as a throwing weapon?

 

[cernik]

I'm going with Eternal Sonata here.

It's a god damn umbrella for christs sake. How can you kill a giant demon with an umbrella!?

Patience, accuracy, and the ability to dodge whatever it's swinging at you

 

[Cerrax]

Then why doesn't it fire when Bayonetta jumps or runs?

It requires a certain amount of force to pull the trigger. When you kick, you're using more than just your leg muscles, you're also using your weight which gives the kick extra velocity and puts more pressure on the trigger than simply extending your leg like jumping or running would. It's kind of like a whip. If you swing it with just your arm you won't be able to crack it as hard as if you put your weight into it.

Then why does it KEEP firing when her leg is already extended?

If the pistol is full automatic, then it would continue to fire as long as the trigger is held in.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

technically not a jrpg, but i had to include it.

lol, as if someone that skinny could life those XD

bleach is pretty ridiculus, so there might be someone with an ever bigger weapon than that (no pun intended)

....WTF?! Ok, the ones in his hands are ridiculous, but the thing on his back is just taking the piss.

Apparently the one on his back is magically held, thus not by him directly. Bleach has a slew of impractical weapons once they unleash Shikai and especially Bankai, the latter of which frequently breaks any logical sense of balance. Example?

Oh it gets better, she can only use it once every three days without inflicting severe damage upon herself.

man, i cant even tell what the hell that thing does, wouldent her other one be better, sence its call "Death in two strikes?"

In terms of strength, Jakuhō Raikōben (pic above) is ungodly powerful, to the extent she blew a hole through Espada two when nothing else would phase him. Overall usage? Suzumebachi is extremely more useful for quite obvious reasons (death in two strikes, as you mentioned).

Such is Bleach for you.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

What about any of the summons? I mean they are these elaborate scenes that show them destroying entire worlds, but they barely put a dent in the demon you're fighting's HP?! Gimme a break!

Not to mention, if it were real time, you'd be killed during the 10-minute prerendered cinematic of summoning them in the first place!
(I'll stick to launching ICBMs, thank you very much.)

 

[Brad Shepard]

technically not a jrpg, but i had to include it.

lol, as if someone that skinny could life those XD

bleach is pretty ridiculus, so there might be someone with an ever bigger weapon than that (no pun intended)

....WTF?! Ok, the ones in his hands are ridiculous, but the thing on his back is just taking the piss.

Apparently the one on his back is magically held, thus not by him directly. Bleach has a slew of impractical weapons once they unleash Shikai and especially Bankai, the latter of which frequently breaks any logical sense of balance. Example?

Oh it gets better, she can only use it once every three days without inflicting severe damage upon herself.

man, i cant even tell what the hell that thing does, wouldent her other one be better, sence its call "Death in two strikes?"

In terms of strength, Jakuhō Raikōben (pic above) is ungodly powerful, to the extent she blew a hole through Espada two when nothing else would phase him. Overall usage? Suzumebachi is extremely more useful for quite obvious reasons (death in two strikes, as you mentioned).

Such is Bleach for you.

Which bears the question, why the heck isent she fighting Yami?

 

[Internet Kraken]

I'd have to go with yo-yos from Mother 2: Earthbound.

One should keep in mind that Earthbound is a game in which baseball bats have enough destructive power to demolish highly advanced alien technology. It seems that the more impractical a weapon is, the more powerful it ends up being.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Which bears the question, why the heck isent she fighting Yami?

Yami is in Hueco Mundo, Soifon is in the real world battling Aizen, who is insanely broken. *eyes manga* Seriously, just broken.

 

[jasoncyrus]

technically not a jrpg, but i had to include it.

lol, as if someone that skinny could life those XD

bleach is pretty ridiculus, so there might be someone with an ever bigger weapon than that (no pun intended)

....WTF?! Ok, the ones in his hands are ridiculous, but the thing on his back is just taking the piss.

Apparently the one on his back is magically held, thus not by him directly. Bleach has a slew of impractical weapons once they unleash Shikai and especially Bankai, the latter of which frequently breaks any logical sense of balance. Example?

Oh it gets better, she can only use it once every three days without inflicting severe damage upon herself.

man, i cant even tell what the hell that thing does, wouldent her other one be better, sence its call "Death in two strikes?"

In terms of strength, Jakuhō Raikōben (pic above) is ungodly powerful, to the extent she blew a hole through Espada two when nothing else would phase him. Overall usage? Suzumebachi is extremely more useful for quite obvious reasons (death in two strikes, as you mentioned).

Such is Bleach for you.

Which bears the question, why the heck isent she fighting Yami?

Because Yami is (apparently) the strongest and her bankai didn't kill him.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Gunbla-!

I'm tired of all these motherfucking ninjas in this motherfucking thread.

 

[Icehearted]

Edward's Harp, Final Fantasy IV.