Most impractical JRPG weapon?

[Arkzism]

well reading the first one, Zidanes weapons is literally the most realistic ive seen from 7-10 its just a dagger, but ridiculous weapons granted its not a players weapon but sephitroths masamune... its impractically long you would not be able to draw it let alone swing it properly sure the buster sword would be heavier but you could do some damage with it

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Which bears the question, why the heck isent she fighting Yami?

Yami is in Hueco Mundo, Soifon is in the real world battling Aizen, who is insanely broken. *eyes manga* Seriously, just broken.

SPOILER TAGS!!!!

USE THEM!

Unless you have never watched the series whatsoever, that is hardly even borderline and by this junction if you have not watched the show/read the manga, odds are you never will. Nevertheless I forgot, sue me. Not use to forums having them.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Will people stop saying gunblades already?! they work if you learne about how they work for crying out loud!!!

 

[Bloody Crimson]

Your fists, why? ther are swords and guns a plenty everywhere, you have enough weapons to supply an entire army, yet no, your going to punch them in the face.

When it's a female character with bare fists, then I <3.

Why do I have a feeling I've posted in this thread?

EDIT: Bridget's Yo-Yo's or Venom's Pool Stick and Billiards. I know it's not an RPG game, but it's still really different. OH! And May's full-size ANCHOR.

 

[Doug]

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Thanks for showing me Soi Fon's Bankai. SPOILER TAGS!!!! for chrissake!

Yeah because I was TOTALLY the one who didn't put spoiler tags around that in the first place, not the quoted poster. And how the hell was I to know it was a spoiler?

 

[Doug]

Huge-ass swords. Need I say more?

"Oww, me slipped disc," hobbles along the street

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

a gun blade from some game i dont remember

 

[Higurashi]

Yeah, I'm also going to go with Eternal Sonata, but I will nominate Chopin and his conducting baton. Not only is it way too thin and small to hold or do any damage, but he also waves it at the enemies like they're air. He'd drop and break it like that. And then again, he knows magic. Everything can be "explained" by that, ever, but it's still damn impractical.

 

[Leodiensian]

Then why does it KEEP firing when her leg is already extended?

If the pistol is full automatic, then it would continue to fire as long as the trigger is held in.

And the shotguns? They were CLEARLY pump-action.

 

[Cerrax]

Then why does it KEEP firing when her leg is already extended?

If the pistol is full automatic, then it would continue to fire as long as the trigger is held in.

And the shotguns? They were CLEARLY pump-action.

Okay ya got me there.

 

[Window459]

Goofy's shield from KH. How did he get the idea to use a shield when you've got perfectly good swords lying around?

From Capt. America of course, besides ever heard best offense is a good defense?

 

[omega_peaches]

I would have to say Regal's Legs from Tales of Symphonia

 

[Indecizion]

Sephiroth's sword DEF lol i just dont see how you could swing it effectivly, i mean srsly lol overcompensating much?

 

[dkyros]

Well in gameplay, the most impracticable seems to be the gun, as hordes of enemy NPCs with guns can be mowed down with anything the main characters can find be it wooden training swords or a blitzball. And there it is the most impracticle weapon, a standard blitzball used by Wakka. I mean it could probably give a nosebleed at best, but thats only going to make the enemy want to kill you more.

 

[breadlord]

OT: I would say bow and arrows. Why? Because they never run out of ammo. Plus the fact that they are outdated.

Though it is cool to see an old time murder scene with a bow is a guy's face.

 

[soren7550]

Probably the buster sword, seeing as it's about as tall and heavy as I am. But what it lacks in practicality, it makes up for in sheer awesome.

If it's as heavy as you, then you have to be an utter fatass. I can't remember where I've read it (here maybe?) but someone took the time to determine aprox. how much the Buster Sword would weigh based on it's size, thickness, etc. If the Buster Sword was to be made of stainless steel or something like that, it would easily weigh over 1,000 lbs. If for some stupid reason it was made out of a light metal (like aluminum) it would still weigh over 500 lbs.

So yeah, I agree. Awesome but not such a hot idea.

 

[Lim3]

Tales of Vesperia - Rita uses a ribbon and Karol uses a bag.