Most inappropriate thing you saw as a kid
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My drunk step father pissed on me when I had a friend over. My friend stayed the night, and we were both asleep, and somewhere in the middle of the night I heard my step father come into my room, push a whole bunch of stuff out of the way, and then apparently he proceeded to bend over, and pissed on me backwards. I'm pretty sure if I wouldn't have got up as fast as I did, he would have done much more considering how he was over the corner of my bed. Needless to say, I was furious, and my dopey friend still barely asleep. The problem was is my step father has a long history of sleep walking, but it's amplified 10x's whenever he is drunk off his ass. I've also seen him walk downstairs, completely naked, at which he wrapped himself in a blanket when he saw me, and then SAT BESIDE ME. I honestly wasn't sure if he was sleep walking that time. So yeah, that pretty much sums up my teenaged home life. Probably why I spent 99% of my time in my bedroom until my step father went to jail.
I know you said as a kid, and this was only like three years ago, but it was the only "traumatizing" thing I could think of. I played Turok 2 as a 5 year old, so I wasn't phased by gory stuff.
I know you said as a kid, and this was only like three years ago, but it was the only "traumatizing" thing I could think of. I played Turok 2 as a 5 year old, so I wasn't phased by gory stuff.
It was 1986 and I was 14 when I did work experience organised by my school at a local electrical retail company. They put me to work in the warehouse, picking items from the racks and taking them to customer cars - also sorting customer equipment for repair and arranging returns.bartholen said:
While I was working in the warehouse, a couple of managers from a neighbouring store came to my "office" (actually a small room with a workbench in it), opened up several of our stock of VHS video recorders and linked them together to record from one master machine. They also set up a TV. They plugged in a video and started recording it whilst watching. They paid me no real mind - actually I think they rather enjoyed shocking me.
I was treated to a showing of a video entitled "Animal Farm". Let's just say it was not an adaptation of George Orwell's novel.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Farm_(video)
Some things cannot be unseen.
I remember watching "Clockwork Orange" at 4. My father thought I would not remember it. Strangely enough all I remember is the music. Specifically "Singing in the Rain" and "Ode to Joy".
The fucked up things I do remember that did stick with me:
I was channel surfing back before cable. I couldn't have been more than 8 or 9. We had 4-5 channels. So ghetto. On PBS there was a Holocaust Documentary. Piles of gaunt, naked, dead bodies, that I knew were real...
The movie "Alien". (After that aliens were always lurking just behind me in dark hallways waiting to pounce)
The movie "The Poltergeist". (Gave me nightmares about skeletons grabbing me and tearing off my flesh)
Yes, I am old, and apparently my parents, probably most parents back then, were less worried about the affects of "inappropriate" viewing material.
The fucked up things I do remember that did stick with me:
I was channel surfing back before cable. I couldn't have been more than 8 or 9. We had 4-5 channels. So ghetto. On PBS there was a Holocaust Documentary. Piles of gaunt, naked, dead bodies, that I knew were real...
The movie "Alien". (After that aliens were always lurking just behind me in dark hallways waiting to pounce)
The movie "The Poltergeist". (Gave me nightmares about skeletons grabbing me and tearing off my flesh)
Yes, I am old, and apparently my parents, probably most parents back then, were less worried about the affects of "inappropriate" viewing material.
I saw boobies in Point of No Return and lots of violence in many movies(Terminator, Aliens, Predator, etc.). I was also allowed to watch Ren and Stimpy, which isn't really that inappropriate, but is pretty fucked up. I guess my childhood was pretty tame.
She must have been a fantastic wet nurse.MarsAtlas said:
OT: Well, I watched my grandma wither away and die horribly!
Other than that, I was a very sheltered child.
When I was 7 I remember my brother finding my folks porn stash. Whilst they were out drinking one night my brother watched some with our baby sitter. I was banished upstairs but managed to watch without them noticing. It's like they were completely distracted by what was on TV.
I can't say its the most inappropriate thing but the first thing that came to mind when I saw this thread was an experience I had when I was young and on the interwebs (Shockingly). I was probably 2nd or 3rd grade and before I knew about Newgrounds I used to go to a website called Flashplayer.com which was basically the website version of people who reupload other people's Youtube videos. I think actual authors also uploaded content but a lot of it was just stolen .swf files from Newgrounds reposted on this website. The site doesn't even exist anymore. But anyway I would go there to play some fun flash games: Bowman, a worms clone remember the name of, and Madness Interactive, which was way too violent for me at that point in my life.
Anyway, me and my brother who is 3 years older than me would often go to this site and I remember one time he had something he wanted to show me so I sat and he rapidly typed in flashplayer.com into the addressbar of like Internet explorer 5 or something. Except he forgot the -ER on flashplayer, and at the time flashplay.com was one of those really annoying pop-up adware porn sites because he hit enter, got redirected to some porn site, and I specifically remember a popup that had the stupid "Are you sure you want to close this page?" thing which was basically just a 30 second loop of a woman performing oral sex on some fellow." Again, I was like 9 years old and my brother was probably 12, neither of us wanted to watch such a thing in each other's company, and I didn't want to watch it at all at age 9. So I sat there as he frantically tried to get the stupid pop-up to close and the brain makes things seem longer but in my head I think I watched this clip for about a minute. In retrospect it couldn't have been more than a few seconds but I still remember it lasting much longer.
It didn't really do to me at the time, but I have noticed that over the years, that fear of being in a situation with family or in public where my computer starts spamming porn pop-ups and I can't close them in time recurs often. I even had one earlier this week, my cheap laptop had become virus filled and I took it to a library on campus and when I opened it up it just spammed me with porn popups and other garbage, I found that a bunch of stupid programs had installed on my computer that changed all my icons and homepages.
It is a very real nightmare I have a lot and I think that this specific incident is the culprit.
Only other mention is again around the same time period, I definitively know it was second grade because of my age and the when GTA3 was available on PS2. My brother's friend had GTA3 and he got to play it at their house. I wasn't invited and was very pouty about how my brother got to break the rules. Somehow we convinced our parents to let us rent GTA3 from the local Blockbusters and then we went home and took turns seeing who could survive longest, given that we both would immediately type in the weapons cheat and start shooting stuff, then flee in a car from the cops and then die. After that we handed off the controller and tried to top the previous attempt in length or Michael Bay-ness. Respawning at the stupid hospital so many times, and the horribly 'realistic' animation for getting a headshot with a sniper rifle gave me an interesting nightmare that ultimately made me stop playing violent games for several years. For people who don't remember/know, in GTA3, the scoped M4 or the sniper rifle allowed freeaim which meant you could shoot people in the head. When you did that, their head would disappear, they would spray a fountain of blood and stagger around like zombies for a few seconds, and then collapse into their own little pool of blood they created. I started getting nightmares where I would see the panning shot the game does when you respawn at the hospital, but when I got control of the character "Claude", all the people on the sidewalks would already have their heads shot off, and were in that horribly rigid, staggering pain state of being blood volcanos. They would never fall down but just kept on staggering in inhuman agony.
I had that dream one night and that was it, I remember crying in the bathroom trying to explain to my mom how I wasn't grown up enough for the game, and explaining how scary the headless people were, it would have made a great youtube video. My parents returned the game the next day and I had a very pissed off older brother for a while because he never even made it off the first island in the game.
Wow that was a long post.
Anyway, me and my brother who is 3 years older than me would often go to this site and I remember one time he had something he wanted to show me so I sat and he rapidly typed in flashplayer.com into the addressbar of like Internet explorer 5 or something. Except he forgot the -ER on flashplayer, and at the time flashplay.com was one of those really annoying pop-up adware porn sites because he hit enter, got redirected to some porn site, and I specifically remember a popup that had the stupid "Are you sure you want to close this page?" thing which was basically just a 30 second loop of a woman performing oral sex on some fellow." Again, I was like 9 years old and my brother was probably 12, neither of us wanted to watch such a thing in each other's company, and I didn't want to watch it at all at age 9. So I sat there as he frantically tried to get the stupid pop-up to close and the brain makes things seem longer but in my head I think I watched this clip for about a minute. In retrospect it couldn't have been more than a few seconds but I still remember it lasting much longer.
It didn't really do to me at the time, but I have noticed that over the years, that fear of being in a situation with family or in public where my computer starts spamming porn pop-ups and I can't close them in time recurs often. I even had one earlier this week, my cheap laptop had become virus filled and I took it to a library on campus and when I opened it up it just spammed me with porn popups and other garbage, I found that a bunch of stupid programs had installed on my computer that changed all my icons and homepages.
It is a very real nightmare I have a lot and I think that this specific incident is the culprit.
Only other mention is again around the same time period, I definitively know it was second grade because of my age and the when GTA3 was available on PS2. My brother's friend had GTA3 and he got to play it at their house. I wasn't invited and was very pouty about how my brother got to break the rules. Somehow we convinced our parents to let us rent GTA3 from the local Blockbusters and then we went home and took turns seeing who could survive longest, given that we both would immediately type in the weapons cheat and start shooting stuff, then flee in a car from the cops and then die. After that we handed off the controller and tried to top the previous attempt in length or Michael Bay-ness. Respawning at the stupid hospital so many times, and the horribly 'realistic' animation for getting a headshot with a sniper rifle gave me an interesting nightmare that ultimately made me stop playing violent games for several years. For people who don't remember/know, in GTA3, the scoped M4 or the sniper rifle allowed freeaim which meant you could shoot people in the head. When you did that, their head would disappear, they would spray a fountain of blood and stagger around like zombies for a few seconds, and then collapse into their own little pool of blood they created. I started getting nightmares where I would see the panning shot the game does when you respawn at the hospital, but when I got control of the character "Claude", all the people on the sidewalks would already have their heads shot off, and were in that horribly rigid, staggering pain state of being blood volcanos. They would never fall down but just kept on staggering in inhuman agony.
I had that dream one night and that was it, I remember crying in the bathroom trying to explain to my mom how I wasn't grown up enough for the game, and explaining how scary the headless people were, it would have made a great youtube video. My parents returned the game the next day and I had a very pissed off older brother for a while because he never even made it off the first island in the game.
Wow that was a long post.
Well, I remember when I was below 9 I saw this scene from some comedy...I didn't know what it was, but I know I was in the room (with my older brother, also pretty young at the time, but above 12 years of age) basically, I remember the tagline "SHE CAME FROM OUTER SPACE TO SAVE WOMANKIND!", this woman in leather bust into this couple's bedroom while they were having sex, the woman unzips to reveal some massive fake boobs...she proceeds to beat the shite out of the guy with them (somehow) while his wife screams in terror. I remember after she was done, she just kind of looked at the normal woman, looking triumphant. I think I heard James Rolfe talk about a similar film when looking through Mike Matei's film collection.
There was also an autopsy scene from some drama, this bruised and battered woman's body...I remember they cut the inside of her boob out...weird how my mum never made me leave, I was always just kind of ignored as if I wouldn't see anything out of place. No, I was hella aware of sexuality by then, and curious enough to stay.
Weird, I'm not screwed up or anything, everything "wrong" with me can be attributed to something else...maybe people shouldn't be too worried about what their kids see. But I remember being terrified by some scene from a horror film where a guy cannibalised a woman...I always hated going to bed as a kid, either because of constant anxiety or worry (especially about my sick dad, who is still sick, but I'm at peace with it, now), but at that age, mostly because I still remembered that scene. If only I could find that movie and watch it again, that was all I saw of it. My dad saw me out of the room, in that case, but I had seen enough.
Yeah...so nudie bits aren't as bad as graphic horror? I suppose that's what this implies. But in the last case, I was about half as old as in the other two.
EDIT: And I used to watch the Tremors TV series. Loved it, too. And I watched some Starship Troopers.
There was also an autopsy scene from some drama, this bruised and battered woman's body...I remember they cut the inside of her boob out...weird how my mum never made me leave, I was always just kind of ignored as if I wouldn't see anything out of place. No, I was hella aware of sexuality by then, and curious enough to stay.
Weird, I'm not screwed up or anything, everything "wrong" with me can be attributed to something else...maybe people shouldn't be too worried about what their kids see. But I remember being terrified by some scene from a horror film where a guy cannibalised a woman...I always hated going to bed as a kid, either because of constant anxiety or worry (especially about my sick dad, who is still sick, but I'm at peace with it, now), but at that age, mostly because I still remembered that scene. If only I could find that movie and watch it again, that was all I saw of it. My dad saw me out of the room, in that case, but I had seen enough.
Yeah...so nudie bits aren't as bad as graphic horror? I suppose that's what this implies. But in the last case, I was about half as old as in the other two.
EDIT: And I used to watch the Tremors TV series. Loved it, too. And I watched some Starship Troopers.
I was talking with my brother earlier this evening and we were talking about how we basically grew up with Tales from the Crypt Keeper.
Not that it disturbed me. In fact, we were pretty decent fans. But he voiced the question of how in the world we got away with watching the show and it seemed like a valid point.
Other than that... I can't think of anything else in particular.
Not that it disturbed me. In fact, we were pretty decent fans. But he voiced the question of how in the world we got away with watching the show and it seemed like a valid point.
Other than that... I can't think of anything else in particular.
Young neighbor kid pooped in his hand and threw it at me.
Also, total recall as a pre-teen.
I have a feeling most people are going to say shit they saw on a TV.
And they say video games corrupt our minds D:
Also, total recall as a pre-teen.
I have a feeling most people are going to say shit they saw on a TV.
And they say video games corrupt our minds D:
Wait, finding porn mags in the forest is a thing? Like, it happens all the time? Well then, fuck... there goes my story. And it was some hardcore shit too. Just when I thought I had something interesting.JoJo said:
I saw part of a porn video when I was a kid. I was looking for my Beauty and the Beast tape which was stuffed in a plastic bag since we had moved into the house recently, and it was so old that the labels had long fallen off of it. That's pretty much how I knew which movie it was when it was grouped with the other tapes. I found a bag with tapes in them and pulled out one that didn't have a label. Turns out that I found my mom's porn stash by accident. A similar thing happened when I was at my dad's place. My cousin and I use to watch this channel that played music all day. You could send in a request and they'd play it. I think it was called "The Jukebox". Well, what we didn't know was that, at night, it became a porn station. My cousin and I couldn't sleep, so we decided to turn to that channel to listen to some music. Instead, we got an eye-full of some really nasty and weird porn. We freaked out so much that me fumbled around with the remote trying to turn it off. Once we did, we basically sat there crying and clinging to each other for comfort.
When I was little, like maybe ten at most, my family and I went on a bicycling trip across Europe, and at one point, while at a train station somewhere in France, I came across some very French skin magazines. I didn't look inside, mainly because I didn't and still don't read French (wow was I naive back then!), but I really didn't need to. Lots of nudity right there on the covers.
Funny thing is, one of the magazines that I did look through was apparently a French anime magazine, because it had an article on late season Sailor Moon, which I was heavily into at the time. I didn't buy it because it was in French, and my parents were in a hurry, but I kinda regret not getting that one.
Funny thing is, one of the magazines that I did look through was apparently a French anime magazine, because it had an article on late season Sailor Moon, which I was heavily into at the time. I didn't buy it because it was in French, and my parents were in a hurry, but I kinda regret not getting that one.
I remember there was some big news event around the mid-90s. I think it was one of the mass cult suicides that happened around that time. All I know is that I came up the stairs and caught a glimpse of a whole bunch of uncovered corpses before my mother quickly switched the channel to something more child friendly.