Man, I thought I was bad when I saw Heavy Metal at 8 or so, but man, that's so small potatoes compared to some of the other stuff here.
Most inappropriate thing you saw as a kid
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Dead, a various points of decay, bodies when I Was like 5 or so.
Long story short:
My grandpa had to visit a funeral type of place.
I got to wondering inside, and managed to find the room where the students were studying bodies.
It didn't scare me that much, UNTIL my grandpa explained to me what was going on in there...
I just thought they were props, it was until he got descriptive that I got a sick feeling.
Long story short:
My grandpa had to visit a funeral type of place.
I got to wondering inside, and managed to find the room where the students were studying bodies.
It didn't scare me that much, UNTIL my grandpa explained to me what was going on in there...
I just thought they were props, it was until he got descriptive that I got a sick feeling.
It's not as bad as anyone else's experiences, but I walked in and sat down to watch a movie with my uncle, and he was watching the first Resident Evil movie, and it was the scene in the glowy walkway with the lasers. Watching the commander get his head cut off scared the hell out of me.
Also I woke up at my grandparent's house once when I stayed the night and woke up to the Alien vs. Predator trailer with a facehugger attacking someone. Traumatized the fuck out of me.
Also I woke up at my grandparent's house once when I stayed the night and woke up to the Alien vs. Predator trailer with a facehugger attacking someone. Traumatized the fuck out of me.
Well, let's see...
- I've seen all of my immediate family members naked (never was it willingly).
- I've seen Conan the Barbarian, Starship Troopers, Platoon, The Deer Hunter, Total Recall, Robocop, Saving Private Ryan, The Terminator, Alien, etc. while still in early Elementary school.
- Had a habit of finding dead animals.
- Found my father's porn stash.
And they thought I was weird for wanting to watch Pokemon.
- I've seen all of my immediate family members naked (never was it willingly).
- I've seen Conan the Barbarian, Starship Troopers, Platoon, The Deer Hunter, Total Recall, Robocop, Saving Private Ryan, The Terminator, Alien, etc. while still in early Elementary school.
- Had a habit of finding dead animals.
- Found my father's porn stash.
And they thought I was weird for wanting to watch Pokemon.
I saw a dog get run over on my way home from school. I was about six or seven years old. It was just lying there motionless sprawled on the ground with a blood spatter and everything. One moment it was barking at kids the next thing I hear is a short shriek and then the dog. It was definetaly someone's dog since it had a colar, probably got lost. Which makes it worse since some dumb kids scared it into the street in the first place. Didn't really scar me, its just something messed up I remember.
My parents used to keep the bathroom door unlocked so we could go in and out whenever we needed to brush our teeth, use the toilet, take baths, etc. So my sister and I regularly saw both of them naked while they were having showers and often stood talking to my mum while she was taking hers, getting changed or on the can.
Not so much my dad since he'd get easily weirded out and spooked by it. Something tells me he wasn't so keen on the idea after my reaction to seeing him use a urinal in a public bathroom when I was 2.
Anyway, the questions of my curious, pre-schooler self got so uncomfortable they eventually stopped with the whole thing.
However it was still fine with me and my sister that they come in and use the toilet while we took baths or showers behind the slightly frosted shower curtain up until I had to break it to dad that I wasn't okay with it anymore, either. Via mutual agreement after my he walked in when I was getting changed at 9/10 and freaked out at my B-cups ("Jesus!").
The reason why they let us see them naked so often was because they believed it would foster a healthy attitude towards nudity so we wouldn't be embarrassed by it and see it as a totally neutral and natural thing.
Good luck with that... Now I can't even see a dude's bare chest or anybody's bare thighs IRL without feeling like I need to cover my eyes or look away and I don't ever wear low-cut tops without something else underneath or over it.
I come from a liberal atheist/agnostic household that's got no problems with discussing sexuality or telling some seriously dirty jokes. And natural born modesty still wins out.
My dad also used to let me and my sister get away with watching 15 and 18 rated movies and TV shows from the ages of 5/6 up as long as he was there with us. He always liked me quoting the Monty Python movies and skits from Flying Circus. And me and my sister seriously nearly pissed ourselves watching Bottom, Men Behaving badly and Gimme Gimme Gimme every weekend.
As for violent or gory stuff, my parents used to sit me in the front of the TV to watch animal documentaries and sometimes they would die brutally. So when I encountered my first crushed, rotting, dead starling in the school playground with it's skull open and decaying brain and eyeballs exposed, I was more fascinated than horrified. Not the case when I saw my first human corpse, though...
Not so much my dad since he'd get easily weirded out and spooked by it. Something tells me he wasn't so keen on the idea after my reaction to seeing him use a urinal in a public bathroom when I was 2.
Anyway, the questions of my curious, pre-schooler self got so uncomfortable they eventually stopped with the whole thing.
However it was still fine with me and my sister that they come in and use the toilet while we took baths or showers behind the slightly frosted shower curtain up until I had to break it to dad that I wasn't okay with it anymore, either. Via mutual agreement after my he walked in when I was getting changed at 9/10 and freaked out at my B-cups ("Jesus!").
The reason why they let us see them naked so often was because they believed it would foster a healthy attitude towards nudity so we wouldn't be embarrassed by it and see it as a totally neutral and natural thing.
Good luck with that... Now I can't even see a dude's bare chest or anybody's bare thighs IRL without feeling like I need to cover my eyes or look away and I don't ever wear low-cut tops without something else underneath or over it.
I come from a liberal atheist/agnostic household that's got no problems with discussing sexuality or telling some seriously dirty jokes. And natural born modesty still wins out.
My dad also used to let me and my sister get away with watching 15 and 18 rated movies and TV shows from the ages of 5/6 up as long as he was there with us. He always liked me quoting the Monty Python movies and skits from Flying Circus. And me and my sister seriously nearly pissed ourselves watching Bottom, Men Behaving badly and Gimme Gimme Gimme every weekend.
As for violent or gory stuff, my parents used to sit me in the front of the TV to watch animal documentaries and sometimes they would die brutally. So when I encountered my first crushed, rotting, dead starling in the school playground with it's skull open and decaying brain and eyeballs exposed, I was more fascinated than horrified. Not the case when I saw my first human corpse, though...
A fatal car accident at age 6.
My mother was a doctor and we were the first to stop and help.
I had to hold a towel on a woman's face who had cut all the way across her forehead from her head hitting the windscreen (was in the days before seat belts).
It was only for a few minutes, until more adults stopped to help, but it made an impression...
My mother was a doctor and we were the first to stop and help.
I had to hold a towel on a woman's face who had cut all the way across her forehead from her head hitting the windscreen (was in the days before seat belts).
It was only for a few minutes, until more adults stopped to help, but it made an impression...
I walked in on my parents half naked making out next to my birthday cake when I was about to turn 10. I actually walked in on my parents in intimate situations 3 other times... they seriously should of kept that shit in the bedroom.
Porn?
I suppose that's an easy answer so I'll go with seeing my mother getting in a very violent fight with her scumbag boyfriend.
Small children shouldn't have to see their parents get their faces bashed into a wall. :v
I suppose that's an easy answer so I'll go with seeing my mother getting in a very violent fight with her scumbag boyfriend.
Small children shouldn't have to see their parents get their faces bashed into a wall. :v
I was about eight. The school library was really big, and a lot of people went there to study. My parents were quite hands-off, and I could stay at school after the bell, so I decided to go to the library because we were doing a project, and I wanted to find something interesting to base it on.
I took a random book out.
Opened it at a random page.
"And his sweet juicy @}{~ went down her @~:{}:, and he bent over, and began licking it out of her ~@{}}@"
I was no longer and innocent, mindless child.
I was an adult.
Yet I didn't want to be.
I took a random book out.
Opened it at a random page.
"And his sweet juicy @}{~ went down her @~:{}:, and he bent over, and began licking it out of her ~@{}}@"
I was no longer and innocent, mindless child.
I was an adult.
Yet I didn't want to be.
Nothing particularly awful on its own merits, but my parents first showed me Star Trek: First Contact when I was 6 or 7. It was the first time I'd encountered the Borg (who remain one of my biggest fears, even if I enjoy their episodes now) and I had nightmares for years, no exaggeration. I still get the odd "Borg dream" to this day.
