Exactly what i was thinking of when I saw this thread.ForgottenPr0digy said:
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Most laughable Dialogue in a Game
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"Stop right there, Criminal Scum!"
It's so unbelievably stupid it's actually awesome.
Also, from Fallout 2:
"Is that a tree growing out of your head?"
"Jealous? His name's Herbert. I talk to him when I get lonely. Heh heh, just kiddin'. His name's Bob!
What cracks me up everytime is the delivery. Simply fantastic.
It's so unbelievably stupid it's actually awesome.
Also, from Fallout 2:
"Is that a tree growing out of your head?"
"Jealous? His name's Herbert. I talk to him when I get lonely. Heh heh, just kiddin'. His name's Bob!
What cracks me up everytime is the delivery. Simply fantastic.
"I will kill anything you throw in my way!"
"If i hurl a sack of kittens at you, would you kill them too?"
"You ninjas are all crazy!"
"May the shadows devour your soul!"
"See, that's exactly what I mean."
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."
"If i hurl a sack of kittens at you, would you kill them too?"
"You ninjas are all crazy!"
"May the shadows devour your soul!"
"See, that's exactly what I mean."
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."
Devil May Cry: i was the one MEANT TO BRING LIGHT TO YOUR DARK SOUL(or something to that degree)
"It's a weapon, it's really powerful especially against living things."
That's so terrible that I think it gave me cancer.
That's so terrible that I think it gave me cancer.
Pokemon, Zelda for the CD-I, Resident Evil, Age of Mythology - they all have a knack for bad dialogue...
Metal Gear Solid 4.
Raiden: "It even rained on my birthday."
Snake: "You were the lightning in that storm!"
Alternatively:
Naomi: "Snake, if you won't be a prisoner to fate, then go; fulfill your destiny."
/thread
Raiden: "It even rained on my birthday."
Snake: "You were the lightning in that storm!"
Alternatively:
Naomi: "Snake, if you won't be a prisoner to fate, then go; fulfill your destiny."
/thread
anything that comes out of gordon freemans mouth....okay sorry that was a bad joke.
though i do think it's pretty funny how polite your allies are in HL2 even in the face of battle
*BLAM BLAM BLAM WOOOSH POW BANG!*
excuse me doctor freeman.
let me get out of your way sir
*BAM BAM BANG* I GOTTA RELAOD *BANG BANG*
that always cracks me up!
also
"or in lamens terms speedy thing go in, speedy thing go out."
not bad dialouge just hilarious.
though i do think it's pretty funny how polite your allies are in HL2 even in the face of battle
*BLAM BLAM BLAM WOOOSH POW BANG!*
excuse me doctor freeman.
let me get out of your way sir
*BAM BAM BANG* I GOTTA RELAOD *BANG BANG*
that always cracks me up!
also
"or in lamens terms speedy thing go in, speedy thing go out."
not bad dialouge just hilarious.
Crackdown:"What are you playing at?"
TF2: All of the Heavy voice commands. "I am happy,", then i say "I am sad.". They I randomly yell "Spy is Spy!!" There is a lot of fun you can have with that game.
RE5: "Flame On!" or "CHRIS!!!" and "You don't have to get touchy!". I can go on for hours.
TF2: All of the Heavy voice commands. "I am happy,", then i say "I am sad.". They I randomly yell "Spy is Spy!!" There is a lot of fun you can have with that game.
RE5: "Flame On!" or "CHRIS!!!" and "You don't have to get touchy!". I can go on for hours.
