Most laughable Dialogue in a Game

[ConnorCool]

anything Little Jacob says in GTA4, its all brilliant

 

[MusicalFreedom]

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with liiii[sub][sub]*break*[/sub][/sub]iggghhhtttt!! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk]
you know it's bad when someone's dedicated a youtube channel [http://www.youtube.com/user/DMCLLLIIIGGGHHHTTT] to putting the light in a few different things

 

[nimrandir]

For me, this one is easy. The line comes courtesy of HK-47 in the first KotOR when you pick on his use of the non-word 'killee' . . .

"Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"

A Star Wars character making a Star Trek joke? Priceless!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"All your base are belong to us!" <--- ROFL

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Ratchet & Clank 3

"CAPTAIN QWAAAAAAAA--*circuit break*--AAAARK!"

 

[Adaephon]

Final Fantasy 1-"I Garland, will knock you all down!"

 

[Lexodus]

Hilarious: the first time you use the cheat 'sooo good' on Age of Empires III.

MUSKETEEEEEEEEEEEER'D!

 

[Slash Dementia]

Two Worlds: Ah, bandits. *dragons appear*

 

[Mr. Fister]

Spoiler: Resident Evil 4

"Well I don't really give a damn! Rain or shine, you're going down!"
-Leon Kennedy

Spoiler: No More Heroes

"MY SPLEEEEEEEEN!"
-Random baddy

 

[Dr.Sean]

"All your base are belong to us!" <--- ROFL

Oh shit, I got ninja'd for great justice.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

It wasn't dialogue, but in Sacred 2:Fallen Angel (Piece of crap game) there was a grave with "So long and thanks for all the fish" RIP Adams Douglas.

 

[timmytom1]

"I have THIS!!" Barry ,the greatest virtual ginger who ever lived (after Gordon freeman of course)

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

"THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM?!?!?!?"

 

[KamachoMcSagget]

gee it sure is boring around here
my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for
i just wonder what gannon's up to
your majesty, gannon and his minnions have seized the island of coradie (sp?)
hmm, how can we help?
it is written: only link can defeat gannon
great! i'll go grab my stuff
there is no time, your sword is enough
how about a kiss for luck?
you've got to be kidding me
SQUADALA! WE ARE OFF
wow, look at all those heads
these are the faces of evil, you must conquer each
i guess i better get going
here is the map, choose where you wish to go

yeah, i memmorized that

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

"The floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."

I laughed my ass of when I heard that.

 

[cheesecake123]

For anyone who has played Star Ocean : The Last Hope:

"'kay Grampa I'm going to go now 'kay"
"He's my little doggie, 'kay?"

etc... 'kay?

ahhh i just got to that part kay

 

[dalek sec]

Master of Unlocking...

For some reason I never could understand what was so bad about this line exactly, what's wrong with it?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I forgot that game but...
"I bought a warhammer and it cost me 40k" I know that the game company was made at GW for some lawsuit reason so they added that line in in.

 

[LewsTherin]

I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!

Also, The Bard's Tale. the Whole Game.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Play eternal Sonata...