Most laughable Dialogue in a Game

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Lexodus

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Gunstar Hero said:
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You guys are forgetting the ULTIMATE game dialogue. Need a hint? Pokemon. Yes, that one. The immortal battle cry of the youngster past Nugget Bridge.

"I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR."

Seriously, very very funny!
In my mind, he was definitely the REAL boss of Team Rocket. Not that wimp Giovanni.
 

Dr.Sean

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I know it's not from a video game but... The balls are inert [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI&fmt=18]
 

w-Jinksy

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"AAAAAAAARRGGHHHHH MY SPLEEEEN!!!" random chaos cultist from the dow games, i piss myself laughing whenever this is screamed random;y when blasting em.
 

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JimmieDean said:
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D_987 said:
For anyone who has played Star Ocean : The Last Hope:

"'kay Grampa I'm going to go now 'kay"
"He's my little doggie, 'kay?"

etc... 'kay?
ahhh i just got to that part kay
I might get that game, is it any good, 'Kay?
I thought it was very good, kay. Its Star Ocean they haven't made a bad game yet, kay. But you really do have to shut your mind off almost everytime that little girl speaks, kay.
Cheers for that Kay! I've just ordered it now 'kay.

And what you said made me laugh. A lot : D ........ 'kay
 

roboosh

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G1eet said:
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does teamspeak count?
If so, "is your husband scared of spiders too?"
If so, "I LOVE EATING POTATO CHIPS AND MASTURBATING AT THE SAME TIME!!!"
~Random kid on Left 4 Dead.
Wow. Doing that and playing l4d? Multi tasking at a new level.
 

G1eet

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roboosh said:
Wow. Doing that and playing l4d? Multi tasking at a new level.
I'm inclined to think that he was joking, which is fine, cause we were all in a good mood, seeing as we were raping the other team 5400 to 275.

It's his new running gag now whenever we do a versus game together. I wouldn't go so far as to call it a motto.
 

AceDiamond

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"It's ok! I'm gonna shoot you in the head!" Driver 2, when Jericho is ordered to take Tanner out back. It's delivered so damn jovially it's completely laughable. In fact he sounds more like a frat boy telling his brothers he's going to get him drunk, stoned, and laid with the head cheerleader all in the same night. It's also the only thing I remember about that game.
 

nipsen

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mrpenguinismyhomeboy said:
"The floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."

I laughed my ass of when I heard that.
X-blades?

"I won't let you get my [slightly too long pause] goats!". And then "Hands off my [slightly too long pause again] goats" afterwards.
 

mad benji89

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FRANCIS IS FRICKING BRILL!!!
even though there isnt much in the world that he actaully likes and is will to express hes opinion on everything he walks across xD!!!

Francis: I hate the water.

Francis: I hate Ayn Rand.

Francis: I hate vans.

Francis: I hate sewers.

Francis: I hate train yards.

Francis: I hate subways.

Francis: I hate small towns.

Francis: I hate planes.

Francis: I hate lawyers. When are they gonna get done practicing law?

Francis: I hate elevators.

Francis: I hate helicopters.

Francis: I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops...

Bill: Francis is there anything you don't hate?

Francis: You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.
 

Pasta Lamp

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In Mass Effect, when you're talking to Ashley about Eden Prime, and you describe how Geth are the perfect predators, silent and deadly, made for ambushes, and she says, "they have flashlight heads, sir."

Sam and Max has some great ones too. Here's one paraphrased:

Director: I could care less about Myra!
Sam: You mean you couldn't care less, because could care less means you could-
Director: Actually, I could care less, because I care even less about what you're saying right now.
Max: Oh, burn!
 

Georg8

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If party chat counts then: this guy kept on talking about how his "backdoor was always open" and how it just wasn't the same feeling(of safety) after a bear had come in."

Everyone else was on vent just laughing our heads off at this.

Otherwise... Playing Halo 3 with the IWHBYF skull on and when you kill a brute another screams "He was my lover!"
 

Vargas19

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Edward Carnby: "I don't have your stone! And FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"

It's so bad it's awesome.
 

Killdebeest

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Another partychat:
In halo 3 a guy gets stuck in a closed box and his explaination is "I'm made of magic!"
It was the way he said it that was funniest