Most laughable Dialogue in a Game
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Disgaea series:
Red: We've been waiting for you, demons!!
Blue: When the darkness of evil draws near, we appear out of nowhere!!
Yellow: The-3-lights-of-justice-save-the-world-with-courage-and-hope!!
Red: Together...!!
Blue: ...we are...!!
Yellow: ...the Prism Rangers!!
[All three pose together. Lights flash in the background.]
Laharl: ...Please, someone normal come out.
Flonne: Cool! Hey, Etna! How about we do our own poses!?
Etna: You serious?
Flonne: You better believe it! Um... But, I have a question for you guys.
Red: A question? Go ahead, shoot!
Flonne: You call yourselves "Prism Rangers", but you only have 3 colors. That's not even enough for a rainbow.
Red: Isn't it obvious? We don't have any friends! Being a hero is a lonely existence!! You got it!?
Etna: Are you sure there's not another reason why you don't have any friends?
Laharl: ...You guys are heroes, aren't you? Why would you want to be Overlords?
Red: We want friends, of course! If we become the Overlords, then we'll have tons of friends!! And the Prism Rangers will have all the colors of the rainbow!! Here we go!! Blue! Yellow! Transfo------
Etna: Bang¢¾
[Etna shoots Blue and Yellow, and both fall to the ground]
Red: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!!!! Yellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! This can't be happening! Blue and Yellow have been shot...! I can't transform on my own...! Curse you! Shooting before we even have a chance to transform... How inconsiderate! Are you demons!?
Etna: Uh huh.
Red: Oh my gosh! I completely forgot about that!
Laharl: ...Is your helmet on too tight? You should have transformed first, then come out.
Flonne: That's not how it's supposed to be! A true defender of justice transforms in front of the enemy!
Etna: ...Flonne, which side are you on?
Red: Then I'll just have to play my ace card! The demons I hired will help me!
Laharl: Is it okay for a hero to be using demons?
Red: Of course! Justice must never lose, no matter what the means! Blue! Yellow! Your deaths have awakened a burning passion in my heart!
Etna: Uh, I avoided hitting any vital spots, so they should still be alive...
Red: Evil fiends! Are you ready!? Face the power of justice!!
Red: We've been waiting for you, demons!!
Blue: When the darkness of evil draws near, we appear out of nowhere!!
Yellow: The-3-lights-of-justice-save-the-world-with-courage-and-hope!!
Red: Together...!!
Blue: ...we are...!!
Yellow: ...the Prism Rangers!!
[All three pose together. Lights flash in the background.]
Laharl: ...Please, someone normal come out.
Flonne: Cool! Hey, Etna! How about we do our own poses!?
Etna: You serious?
Flonne: You better believe it! Um... But, I have a question for you guys.
Red: A question? Go ahead, shoot!
Flonne: You call yourselves "Prism Rangers", but you only have 3 colors. That's not even enough for a rainbow.
Red: Isn't it obvious? We don't have any friends! Being a hero is a lonely existence!! You got it!?
Etna: Are you sure there's not another reason why you don't have any friends?
Laharl: ...You guys are heroes, aren't you? Why would you want to be Overlords?
Red: We want friends, of course! If we become the Overlords, then we'll have tons of friends!! And the Prism Rangers will have all the colors of the rainbow!! Here we go!! Blue! Yellow! Transfo------
Etna: Bang¢¾
[Etna shoots Blue and Yellow, and both fall to the ground]
Red: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!!!! Yellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! This can't be happening! Blue and Yellow have been shot...! I can't transform on my own...! Curse you! Shooting before we even have a chance to transform... How inconsiderate! Are you demons!?
Etna: Uh huh.
Red: Oh my gosh! I completely forgot about that!
Laharl: ...Is your helmet on too tight? You should have transformed first, then come out.
Flonne: That's not how it's supposed to be! A true defender of justice transforms in front of the enemy!
Etna: ...Flonne, which side are you on?
Red: Then I'll just have to play my ace card! The demons I hired will help me!
Laharl: Is it okay for a hero to be using demons?
Red: Of course! Justice must never lose, no matter what the means! Blue! Yellow! Your deaths have awakened a burning passion in my heart!
Etna: Uh, I avoided hitting any vital spots, so they should still be alive...
Red: Evil fiends! Are you ready!? Face the power of justice!!
What?That's my all-time favourite demented speech from any game. In fact, BioshockNoop said:
s writing has no faults.
I wouldn't be so sure.samaritan.squirrel said:
I love Bioshock, but Fontaine says some dumb stuff. In particular, when you break his mind control and get into the elevator. He then screams, at the top of his lungs, "YOU BROKE THE SPELL"?!?". It's just sounds out of place, and it just gets even more strange when he suddenly switches back to a normal voice tone after saying this line.
I always remember the British guard saying "Blewdy 'ell!" in Eternal Darkness.
In an otherwise exceptionally written game, it was particularly hilarious.
In an otherwise exceptionally written game, it was particularly hilarious.
You looked way too much into that, pervert. : /ZeroMachine said:
Also, actually on topic, from Halo 3.
"The Pelicans are ready, ma'am. Where should they go?"
"To war."
I cringed. It was awful.
Goble your nose boo We Shall Leave No Crevice UNTOUCHED!
He must have been a admiral a saltin or a king and to his praises we shall always sing look what he has done for us he has filled us with cheer lord bless Charlie Mops the man who invented beer beer beer diddly beer beer beer
lol these are just a few
He must have been a admiral a saltin or a king and to his praises we shall always sing look what he has done for us he has filled us with cheer lord bless Charlie Mops the man who invented beer beer beer diddly beer beer beer
lol these are just a few
Got Sonic on the brain with that darn Sonic thread, so this came to mind for laughable (in the bad sense) dialogue:
Sonic Heroes. "Lets show them the power of teamwork!"
or better
"lets show Sonic team the power of teamwork by storming SEGA's offices!"
EDIT: ... and forcibly showing them how to write properly. (go to TV tropes for beginners hints.)
(The game also had the most laughable title theme ever. "Sonic heroes" over and over again. We get that, don't drill the cheesiness into us more than you have to!)
Sonic Heroes. "Lets show them the power of teamwork!"
or better
"lets show Sonic team the power of teamwork by storming SEGA's offices!"
EDIT: ... and forcibly showing them how to write properly. (go to TV tropes for beginners hints.)
(The game also had the most laughable title theme ever. "Sonic heroes" over and over again. We get that, don't drill the cheesiness into us more than you have to!)
Pretty much every line spoken by you if you play Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.
I'm dead serious. I couldn't stop laughing for most of the game.
One guy: "You have to go to this dangerous place to go save a guy etc."
You: "Great. Be sure to make a comic book out of it when you get back so I can read it"
I'm dead serious.
"I don't want to go either, but the guy playing me won't stop!"
"WHY MUST ALL THE HOOPS BE ON FIRE?!"
It's way funnier in context though.
I'm dead serious. I couldn't stop laughing for most of the game.
One guy: "You have to go to this dangerous place to go save a guy etc."
You: "Great. Be sure to make a comic book out of it when you get back so I can read it"
I'm dead serious.
"I don't want to go either, but the guy playing me won't stop!"
"WHY MUST ALL THE HOOPS BE ON FIRE?!"
*after the AS is stolen from the museum and you're reporting back to Lecroix*
"The box was stolen, but there were dinosaurs, so I had fun."
"The box was stolen, but there were dinosaurs, so I had fun."
It's way funnier in context though.
