Most laughable Dialogue in a Game
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The line that everyone who played Advent Rising know
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"I'm gonna party like it's 999!"
"Quickly in and quickly out is all the advice I can give you."
"Saddler, you're small time."
"Quickly in and quickly out is all the advice I can give you."
"Saddler, you're small time."
Dawn of War: Soulstorm keeps cracking me up.
Gods I love that so much, that hilarious live action stuff as well.
Also gotta love those metal boxes:
Who wrote that stuff, by the gods.
Also gotta love those metal boxes:
Who wrote that stuff, by the gods.
Resi 5 demo
Chris: You hear that sheva? Help's on the way!
Sheva: Good. I just hope it comes here quick.
We all do sheva. We all do. Especially whilst the infected are about to chowder on us.
Or pretty much anything from the english FFXIII trailer.
Sahz: Lookit that, just what we were looking for.
Lightning: Yeah, Right in there.
Sahz: Pulse fal'cie huh?
Yes Sahz, indeed. Well done.That is the pulse fal'cie indeed. You spekkle boy.
Chris: You hear that sheva? Help's on the way!
Sheva: Good. I just hope it comes here quick.
We all do sheva. We all do. Especially whilst the infected are about to chowder on us.
Or pretty much anything from the english FFXIII trailer.
Sahz: Lookit that, just what we were looking for.
Lightning: Yeah, Right in there.
Sahz: Pulse fal'cie huh?
Yes Sahz, indeed. Well done.That is the pulse fal'cie indeed. You spekkle boy.
I once had this game called "Phantom Brave". In it, there was this one mission where a guy wanted you to capture this rare monster but not hurt it. Then he said about the other monsters, "They're not rare, so feel free to kick the CRAP out of them!" in a high-pitched, whiny voice. Then, after the mission, your character refuses to give him the monster, to which he says, in the same high-pitched, whiny voice, "You will all live to rue this day! RUE!" I still laugh when I think about it.
This, but though the attempts at 'ye olde speake' were laughable at first, they started to grate against my sanity after the first few hours...are.you.the.god.its.me.vader said:
Also, I've heard there's a game which translated directly for the Japanese which opens with the words "What happen?"
Some of these might have already been mentioned, but here goes anyway:
1) The entire script of Resident Evil 1. It's just.... priceless. Watch the cutscenes on the internet - you won't believe how bad the voice acting was back then. To be fair, it was bad in most other games too
2) Mass Effect "love scene" dialogue. As much as I like Mass Effect, as good as the voice actors are, that scene was full of bad lines, and the voice actors almost sounded embarrased to say them. It was just awful
3) SHOW ME YOUR RAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAGE!!!! That speaks for itself. I'm a MGS fan too, but no matter how you say that line, it was just........ bad.
4)Anything Drebin said in MGS4. Double so his bits of dialogue after the B&B crew.
5)Okay..... just..... Metal Gear.
Now - I do like the Metal Gear Series. Especially MGS3 and MGS4. I do like the plot and I do find the characters interesting, and Snake, Otacon and Campbell usually have great lines. But for some reason, Kojima feels like he MUST insert random, stupid and juvenille jokes and lines into his games. The entire B&B thing was just stupid - hell just saying "beauty and the beast" crew sounds idiotic. Anything Fortune said in MGS2 was waaaaaaaaaaaaay too melodramatic and overblown (I was half expecting a theatre stage spot light to shine down on her while she moaned endlessly about her sad, sad life). And not to mention in MGS3, all the villains had outrageously silly speeches (especially The Fury - cool concept and design, ridiculous speech and backstory). And "la li lu le lo"? Pure pain whenever I heard it.
And of course, the single most embarrassing line of dialogue from the Metal Gear Series:
"I live on!!....... THROUGH THIS ARM!!!"
No Kojima. No. I know he "explained it away" in MGS4 - but still...... no. When you are trying to get people interested in a game series, you do not want them to watch that scene.
1) The entire script of Resident Evil 1. It's just.... priceless. Watch the cutscenes on the internet - you won't believe how bad the voice acting was back then. To be fair, it was bad in most other games too
2) Mass Effect "love scene" dialogue. As much as I like Mass Effect, as good as the voice actors are, that scene was full of bad lines, and the voice actors almost sounded embarrased to say them. It was just awful
3) SHOW ME YOUR RAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAGE!!!! That speaks for itself. I'm a MGS fan too, but no matter how you say that line, it was just........ bad.
4)Anything Drebin said in MGS4. Double so his bits of dialogue after the B&B crew.
5)Okay..... just..... Metal Gear.
Now - I do like the Metal Gear Series. Especially MGS3 and MGS4. I do like the plot and I do find the characters interesting, and Snake, Otacon and Campbell usually have great lines. But for some reason, Kojima feels like he MUST insert random, stupid and juvenille jokes and lines into his games. The entire B&B thing was just stupid - hell just saying "beauty and the beast" crew sounds idiotic. Anything Fortune said in MGS2 was waaaaaaaaaaaaay too melodramatic and overblown (I was half expecting a theatre stage spot light to shine down on her while she moaned endlessly about her sad, sad life). And not to mention in MGS3, all the villains had outrageously silly speeches (especially The Fury - cool concept and design, ridiculous speech and backstory). And "la li lu le lo"? Pure pain whenever I heard it.
And of course, the single most embarrassing line of dialogue from the Metal Gear Series:
"I live on!!....... THROUGH THIS ARM!!!"
No Kojima. No. I know he "explained it away" in MGS4 - but still...... no. When you are trying to get people interested in a game series, you do not want them to watch that scene.
This.FLegmA said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA0EVcrq71o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SaT0kAOEjM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJjkG8l-tL4&feature=related
Click on a Rifleman in Warcraft III too many times, "This...is...my...BOOMSTICK!!1!"
Click on a Dryad in Warcraft III too many times, "I'll use my human mating call!"..."I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!"
Click on a Priest in Warcraft III too many times, "The side-effects of magic include [long list of illnesses]...Magic is not for everyone, consult your doctor before use."
Click on a Grunt in Warcraft III too many times, "Ooh, that feels good."
I have more, but you get the idea.
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Click on a Dryad in Warcraft III too many times, "I'll use my human mating call!"..."I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!"
Click on a Priest in Warcraft III too many times, "The side-effects of magic include [long list of illnesses]...Magic is not for everyone, consult your doctor before use."
Click on a Grunt in Warcraft III too many times, "Ooh, that feels good."
I have more, but you get the idea.
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Dunno it it's been said because I haven't read the 5 pages of stuff but half the things the AI said in Portal made me laugh.
Um, every single dialogue in any Resident Evil game you care to name perhaps? Especially the first one.
Disgaea 2: "Why is Adell the only one who didn't become a demon? Is it because he's the main character?"
Disgaea 2: "You believe willpower will help you defeat my father. I didn't know people still believed in that thing! I mean, most have a legitimate reason, such as being of heroic lineage or having a mighty sword, or at least being level one hundred!
Disgaea DS, in the Prinny commentary: Oh! So violent. They should allow that sort of thing on the DS."
Oh Disgaea, I love you and your humour.
Disgaea 2: "You believe willpower will help you defeat my father. I didn't know people still believed in that thing! I mean, most have a legitimate reason, such as being of heroic lineage or having a mighty sword, or at least being level one hundred!
Disgaea DS, in the Prinny commentary: Oh! So violent. They should allow that sort of thing on the DS."
Oh Disgaea, I love you and your humour.
Marcus seeing a Locust monkk for the first time: "What is that thing?"
Five seconds later as it notices them and runs: "GET THAT KANTUS!"
Five seconds later as it notices them and runs: "GET THAT KANTUS!"