The Wykydtron said:
This little bastard:
Fuck you. You and your fucking blind and your bloody shroomfields and the poison! JUST DIE ALREADY! ARGHHH!
Anyone who plays Teemo is sub-human as far as i'm concerned.
Oh my sweet summerchild, Teemo is an inconvenience at best.
This ************ however:
A goddamn raidboss that requires atleast four people to take down, you can't chase him because he'll do ridiculous damage while running away when you can't retaliate, together with a Rylai's he'll run in circles while you trudge around his permaslow gas. He also is one of the fastest pushers in the game, ignores all your damage output in lane as soon as he get's a catalyst and got a stupid as hell fling making him a nightmare if he get's close to your carry.
Teemo can atleast die, this...thing is immortal and the epitome of being an obnoxious asshole, however, he's so ridiculously annoying, that you actually earn my respect for being so abnormally evil to play him.