Don't you just love how whenever I pick Easy Mode Fiora to dominate top lane without even trying the other team just so happens to have a bloody Teemo top. It happened three games in a row a few days ago. It's not even proper counterpicking since I mostly play Blind. Dat luck.Wakikifudge said:Mwahaha I loved how so many people underestimate Teemo's 1v1 capabilities. He's a pretty uncommon champion so a lot of people don't realize just how much his blind can fuck over AD carries.The Wykydtron said:This little bastard:
Fuck you. You and your fucking blind and your bloody shroomfields and the poison! JUST DIE ALREADY! ARGHHH!
Anyone who plays Teemo is sub-human as far as i'm concerned.
Seriously I can beat pretty much anyone top with Fiora, simply because I start the game with 91 AD at level 1. 101 if I start Doran's. It's less of a damage trade at that level and more of me taking them to a quarter health from a few autoattacks and a Riposte and they leg it in complete terror. Blade Waltz being a God Tier ultimate helps too. Fiora is one of those people who are insufferably good at tower diving. There is literally zero risk to it, it's silly.
Then Teemo comes up with his fucking blind and oops nice damage you don't have Fiora! At least it's not Irelia vs Teemo. That's even worse. I can still farm with Fiora somewhat effectively, Irelia can hardly even tower hug against a good Teemo.