Most obscure reference contest

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Sacman

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Bobic said:
Sacman said:
"You must've been the dance commander, giving out the order for fun. you must've been the dance commander you he's the only one who gives the orders here, alright? who gives the orders here, alllrrright?"
Why that's just the most awesome song ever.

For those that haven't witnessed the awesomeness:

I was thinking about recording a cover of Dance Commander in the near future maybe I'll post it here if I get around to it...<.<
 

Duruznik

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Pipirupirupirupipirupi!

Any guesses?

Also, and this one's real obscure:

"I need my femurs to live..."
 

zombiestrangler

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"White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you
Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches,"

Hint: it's part of a song
 

KefkaCultist

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thatguy1 said:
"Welcome to the future. Here is your free porn."

A great quote even by itself.
Sounds like something either from Futurama or Beavis and Butthead but I know I'v heard it somewhere before
 

EternalFenix

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"Ok, try it"
"AUUGHHHH!"
"How did it feel?"
"It felt hot"
"What? Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.... TRY IT AGAIN."
"AUUGHHHH!"
"How about that time?
"Uhh, it felt cold"
"Excellent!"

This, I imagine, is very obscure (and I might not have gotten the longer sentences right) but it takes place in-game between two enemies before you kill them. Could be easily missed if you plow right into the area and kill everything. I give you +9000 internetz if you can guess correctly.
 

Subzerowings

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Patrick Bateman: You like Huey Lewis and the news?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[he raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
 

Skarovich

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This one shouldn't be too hard for the learned folk of the Escapist.

"INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER."

Bonus Round: I'll be flat out floored if someone gets this one;

"Man is dissatisfied until he can destroy what he has created."

Hey, you said obscure. >_> (Hint: Both are from books)
 

The Diabolical Biz

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Dr. wonderful said:
AjimboB said:
Dr. wonderful said:
~FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAAAAAAY~

No cheating, it would ruin it.
It's that movie about the girl, and the ducks right? I can never remember the name of it.
It's from a anime.

Here a tip: Her panties are angelic.
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt?

Haven't seen it, so I'm not sure, but my friend obsseeeesssses over it.

FInish this poem:

"You are not the bone of your sword that does not even make sense
Your body is not made of steel, and if your blood was fire, you would die
You have made little to no blades whatsoever
Unknown to death because you won't pull the trigger
Nor to life because you are a loser
Have not created many weapons but have withstood pain
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray..."
 

S.R.S.

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"I know who killed (NAME). No, Harry. It can wait until morning." *Click* *click* *Click*
 

Joshroom

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"You people and your slight differences disgust me!"
and
"I demand the floor!"
"Yes, it is your turn"
"Well nuts to me, I'm taking the stand!"

I got a ton of these lined up; all from one character.