Most obscure reference contest

[Canadamus Prime]

"Eat at Joes. Eat at Joes. Eat at Joes."

 

[Ray De Ation]

"It was a performance. It was like the culmination of a lifetime's observation of martial arts tapes, cheap ones, the kind [our protagonist] had grown up on. For a few seconds, he knew, she was every bad-ass hero, Sony Mao in the old Shaw videos, Mickey Chiba, the whole lineage back to Lee and Eastwood. She was walking it the way she talked it."
-a book.

 

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[KefkaCultist]

We added a special ingredient...
It's semen!
Animal semen!

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

 

[Hollock]

You naughty kitty, we're going to spank you with our lips!

 

[Fetzenfisch]

"I'm not the marble delivery-man, but rock is my life!"

 

[Mr.Mattress]

"You can Go To Hell! You can go to Hell and Die!"

That zombie movie thing. Dammit, I remember seeing a clip of it months ago on the Escapist...

Wrong. I might have said it wrong though, so I won't hold it against you. I can't find a clip of how it actually goes. But I am thinking for the time being, I said it right.

South Park?

Fudge...

 

[Shadow Firelaw]

Alright! Finally my obscure knowledge pays off, for I am.. the obscure webcomic queen!

Alright, so I'll start y'all off with an easy one. =3

"My wings just tried to make coffee!"

 

[Ray De Ation]

Do you prefer stuffing or potatoes?

But stuffing has pulled children from burning buildings, while potatoes watched helplessly as innocents were beaten to death!
I love MST3K.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

"I am the hammer. I am the tip of his spear. I am the gauntlet around his fist..."

 

[TheHecatomb]

"What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here!"

 

[zHellas]

Double Bonus if you can explain the link to it between Highlander, Shaun of the Dead, Wayne's World and Flash Gordon.

They all kick ass.

There, I gets me some points!

OT:

"What? My Grandmother called me a porchmonkey all the time!"

(I honestly can't think of anything else...)

 

[Marsell]

As your attorney, I advise to drive at top speed; it'll be a miracle if we get there before you turn into a goddamn animal.

 

[zHellas]

*a scientist gets shot*
Other Scientist: Dr. Expendable! Damn you! He was the best we ever had!

Another hint from the same thing

"Nintendo 64" translates to "It must be destroyed".

All I got was horse porn.

There!

 

[KefkaCultist]

"What? My Grandmother called me a porchmonkey all the time!"

(I honestly can't think of anything else...)

Clerks 2. Randal is my favorite

Well my previous one seems to have been ignored so heres another...

Person 1: "I hate to break it to you but he took our gold"
Person 2:"Ha! You think you're so smart. Well for your information, he didn't take our gold, I gave it to him, so there"

from same source

Person 2: "TWO-FISTED MONKEY STYLE ATTACK!"
Person 1:"Whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on."

 

[humor_involuntario]

This one shouldn't be too hard for the learned folk of the Escapist.

"INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER."

Bonus Round: I'll be flat out floored if someone gets this one;

"Man is dissatisfied until he can destroy what he has created."

Hey, you said obscure. >_> (Hint: Both are from books)

From a short story by Mister Asimov, I belive.
It is about a giant computer that gets asked the same question for eons, and once the univers has ended, he says
"Let there be light" or so.
read it on spanish, so I have no idea if correct.

 

[Antidrall]

"You come all this way out saying squat and now you're trying to tell me that a '56 Chevy could beat a '48 Buick in a dead quarter mile?"

 

[finlay219]

Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks or something? For supplies, for, like, pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper or one of those little compasses that you put the pencil in and you can make a circle, a perfect circle