Most obscure reference contest

[Gothtasical]

Thought of another one
"He's back from the great war"

It's obscure if you know what it's from

 

[CompetingMantis]

Not sure if these have been got yet, but...

Spoiler: No internet searching, please.

Patrick Bateman: You like Huey Lewis and the news?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[he raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

This is American Psycho

"You ever drunk baileys from a shoe? You ever been to a club where people wee on each other?"

And this is Old Gregg from the Mighty Boosh.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"He's gonna jump the FAIL WHALE!!!"

Hint: Not actually said in the video, though people always quote it.

Cookie to who ever posts a link or embed or whatever...

I remember a Fail Whale on Twitter, but it might be a different one...

Damn! I can't even find the original post!

 

[F-I-D-O]

"Shut up DJ, we have a client" (video game)
A much, much, more obvious one "I like it because it smells like victory" (hint:war movie)
"Remember me at Christmas!" (modern war movie)

 

[Raticate5]

'Umm, isn't it just a muffin?'
'YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!'

Good luck googling that. I tried, you wont know this unless you actually saw it

 

[Houi]

"What, with a dashing hero like me? Of course we'll make it!"

"..."

"Well, you gotta admit, he is dashing."

"But what if they don't make it in time?"

"Then we should all have sex right now."

Each line is spoken by a different character.

This one is from Torchwood I believe.

First line is Jack's, second line is Gwen's, third is Ianto, fourth Toshiko and lastly Owen.

 

[Furbyz]

A much, much, more obvious one "I like it because it smells like victory" (hint:war movie)

Apocalypse, Now in reference to Napalm?

 

[Tonythion]

"Ah oh, a candy shop! Yes, I'll take two pounds of Bristol's toffee. Oh, and don't wrap it too tightly! I'm hungry now!"

"Whoa whoa, slow down there maestro, there's a NEW Mexico?"

Said by the same person, same episode I think.

Mr Burns, I believe? I have no idea what episode though. Oh, unless it's Who shot Mr Burns?

It's Mr.Burns, I don't know the name of the episode but its when Mr.Smithers goes on vacation and Homer becomes Mr.Burns monkey.

 

[DJDarque]

"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way."

Pink Floyd

Indeed. Which song though?

Gahhhh I wanna say Breathe

So close! You have the right album, though.

Can I give you some of the other lyrics because I just can't remember the name of the song. I'm pretty sure it's right after Breathe on Dark Side of the Moon.

"And you run and you run
to catch up with the sun
but it's sinking

Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way but your older.
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long. And there is time to kill today
Then one day you find, 10 years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun"

Ya know what now I'm not even sure if that's the right song but I'm to proud to go listen or look.

It's Time which includes the Breathe (Reprise). You got the lyrics in a funky order, but yeah, it's all from Time.

 

[Quazimofo]

Try your best and see if anyone guesses and this excludes things that are not widely accessible like personal jokes.Here is mine "In the end we all choose ourselves and you dont know whats wrong or right.We are alone and we have to chose there is no other way."the quote isnt word for word but it goes like that and its from a book

ok sorry if im restating something but my brain is hurting from almost getting these quotes on the first page so i just want an answer on this one. is it from a starwars book? i swear i read it somewhere in a starwars book

 

[DJDarque]

"...and I either had to spit or swallow. I swallowed. No comments, please."

That's right, a little dirty. Or is it? If you get this you are the coolest person in the world.

 

[Furbyz]

"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way."

Pink Floyd

Indeed. Which song though?

Gahhhh I wanna say Breathe

So close! You have the right album, though.

Can I give you some of the other lyrics because I just can't remember the name of the song. I'm pretty sure it's right after Breathe on Dark Side of the Moon.

"And you run and you run
to catch up with the sun
but it's sinking

Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way but your older.
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long. And there is time to kill today
Then one day you find, 10 years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun"

Ya know what now I'm not even sure if that's the right song but I'm to proud to go listen or look.

It's Time which includes the Breathe (Reprise). You got the lyrics in a funky order, but yeah, it's all from Time.

Yay, and like I said didn't want to cheat and look it up. Hence, the messed up order.

 

[blankedboy]

Hullo Peter! What are you doing?
I'm... making pizza?
If you doubled the toppings, don't you think people would love you doubley as much?
Double... toppings?
Shh... double the toppings.

"Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me!"

from the same FILM

Guy1: If I were you, I would run.
Guy2: If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.

i'll be goshdarned if anyone gets this.

Six String Samurai, WOOT

 

[Quiet Stranger]

here's mine: "Don't let the bed bugs put their foot up your ass"

 

[Bravo 21]

"Yeah? well Charlie don't surf!"-film
"A coward dies a thousand deaths, but the valiant taste death but once"-literature
not really obscure, but the only other thing that i can think of is "SON OF A *****!", which is very general, if you get any of them, particularly the last one, you have my congratulatons

 

[HonorableChairman]

Looking under my shoulder, looking over a boulder...

 

[Shadowseraph]

"Nothing is hidden, only unseen."

Hint: From a comic book. Partial credit for guessing the correct series. Full credit for knowing the issue number.