Calobi said:
It's impossible to sneeze while asleep.
Syntax Error said:
"Twelve months" in Estonian is "kaksteist kuud".
Say it with me:
KAKS. TEIST. KUUD. KAKSTEIST KUUD
EDIT:
Jjtricky said:
Also, I can prove that 1=2
1 x 0=0
2 x 0=0
Therefore 1x0=2x0
Divide both sides by zero and you get:
1=2
I wonder how long it will take for this to get destroyed...
One and two are constants (meaning its value will be affected by multiplication/division operations), and divide by zero will yield zero. So there.
You actually can't divide by zero. It yields an error.
Analytically one cannot divide by zero, however graphically one can. Such an operation yields either a horizontal or vertical line.
With regards to the proof that 1 = 2, it doesn't actually take much effort to dismiss. The proof is based on the property that any number multiplied by zero in fact equals zero. As such, the proof is considered invalid as such a proof would result in any set of numbers being equal to any other set. For example, given the equation of A + 3 = 2, we find that A = -1 (using simple algebra). According to the fundamental theorm of algebra, any equation of nth degree has n solutions. The equation given is to the first degree (A^1 technically) meaning that one can gain no more than one solution.
If one takes the multiply by zero route, what you find is:
1*0 = 2*0 yields 0=0, which follows since a well established (so well established I'm not sure if anyone actually had to prove it, but I suspect it has been) mathematical principle states any given two identical constants are equal.
A more interesting proof thats actually really simple (for the easy version) is a statement that an infinite series of 0.999... is equal to 1. There are a number of ways to prove this using different branches of mathematics, but the simplest way goes like this:
1/3 = 0.333...
3*(1/3)=(0.333)*3
1 = 0.999...
There are other more rigorous proofs available if you are interested.