Most retarded thing you ever did

[SenseOfTumour]

I'm sure I have better ones than this, but this is all that jumps to mind.

When I was like about 8, visiting grandfather in hospital, I needed the toilet, so went, and then couldn't find the flush, after looking around, I figured 'It must be this pull cord'. Cue rushing nurses to the toilet to see a kid wondering why he was being glared at for pulling the 'I've fallen and can't get up' alarm cord.

Or more recently, bought a pizza, put it in the oven, took it out, but it smelled funny. Looked underneath, and yes, I'd somehow managed to put it in the oven still on the polystyrene base, now baked into the crust just like cheese isn't.

 

[Kuroneko97]

"Briana, stop stabbing that paper. My foot's under it, and you're gonna stab it."

"No I won't. I'm making sure of it. See?"

"OW!!!"

I also commonly turn on the oven and realize half an hour later we had some of those metal cooking sheets in them. Once it was a pizza box.

 

[Thedayrecker]

I thought I could fly when I was about 7.

Jumped off the top of my double decker bed, smacked my head on the floor.

Few weeks later, I do it AGAIN!

Jump off, faceplant, rip gums off teeth.

Felt like a right idiot, immediately after I was done screaming in pain.

Who says we learn from pain?

Trying to pick the dumbest thing I've ever done is hard... How about the time I was racing my brother (on bikes), crashed into him, and broke my arm. Or the time I went off a ramp (on my bike), and broke my arm. Or the time when I went into the road (on my bike), without looking, nearly got hit by a car, and whilst dodging it, fell and broke my arm...


I don't ride bikes anymore.

 

[Thedayrecker]

I got ran over by my own car. . . while I was driving it.

about 4:20

 

[Fanta Grape]

About three years ago, my friend asked me, "Five times ten!"

And then I paused...

And I stood there thinking for thirty seconds...

And then I started to count on my fingers...

"FIFTY!"

 

[Tonythion]

I snorted pepper once, thinking I'd sneeze comically a few times, look hilarious, and get on with my day.

I felt like shit for at least an hour. I do not recommend it one bit.

I feel your pain, but I've also done this with pixie sticks, salt, baking soda, and lucas...the stuff I did for money back in middle school...The Lucas and the pepper had to be the worst though, I did so much of them my nose was bleeding....and this isn't the stupidest thing I've done.

 

[Death God]

Forgot how to turn the lights on in MY house. Yeah, brilliance on my part.

 

[keve4433]

I "loose" my car keys when I'm driving quite often...

 

[Vault101]

went to the movies, paid for my ticket then turn around and walked off without taking it

 

[SuperCombustion]

went to the movies, paid for my ticket then turn around and walked off without taking it

I know how that feels *nods knowingly*