Most retarded thing you ever did

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archvile93 said:
Sir Strange Of The House Lycan said:
I was exposed to sexual things at a young age,and I had no social skills or idea of what i should and shouldn't do.
when I was 5 I told the mother of a girl I liked that when I was older she was going to give me a blow job (The girl).
That was actually painful to write.Please,no oen tell me how stupid this is,I already know.
So did it work out with this girl:)

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Vildleder

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Fall for a Jehovah's Witness >_>

No, the stupidest thing I've ever done was when I was about 3 years old. Waddling along in the kitchen, look up at the shelf, see a cup. That's an interesting cup, I innocently think, I better see what's in it. So I reach up, and topple the cup to see what was in it.

What was in it was scolding hot coffee which immediately went all over my arm. Stupid me is not scalded, burnt me. I managed to escape with a third degree burn all over my arm, and luckily the scar has completely faded over the years, but this is still a cringe worthy story in my family.
 

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Mechsoap said:
aaaaah... so many to choose from

1: said to a girl she was masculine
2: fell over myself
3: ran into a glass door and broke it
4: broke my hand with a pencil
5: broke my leg from that tree
6: broke my jaw by foolishly forgetting teeth protectors
7: drank so much water i puked in the middle of the classroom
How are you still alive?
 

hawkeye52

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i know my brother once threw a stone in the air and watched it come down and hit himself in the forehead.

i also accidentily let my anti virus delete some files that were infected. thing is though is that most of those files were in my system 32 folder. afterwards windows automatic updates rescued me by being useful for once and saying about redownloading missing files in my system 32
 

mirror's edgy

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My real life retarded moments are boring, but I played the ENTIRETY of MGS3 thinking Naked Snake was Solid Snake. Palmed the shit out of my face when I figured it out at the end credits.
 

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SuperCombustion said:
Mistermixmaster said:
Licked a frozen piece of metal once, then because I obviously got stuck, I ripped myself free from said piece of metal. Small chunks of my tongue didn't make it back... Had to get my mom to stop the bleeding, and after that I've got a permanently weaker sense of taste along with a few wierd scars and dark spots where the pieces are missing.

*sigh* I was such a dumb little kid...
well, I guess you learned a valuable lesson... still, my sympathies
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Well, he could've just waited for it to thaw...
 

TheRundownRabbit

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1: Asked what "rape" meant in the middle of a 5th grade class.

2: I was driving in may car, I saw a cop, I made sure I had my wallet (were I keep my license) only to find out that my wallet wasnt the thing in my pocket........it was my tv remote. Really?! Was I in that much of a hurry I accidently grabbed the TV remote and put in my pocket instead of my wallet?!
 

Jesper Lassen

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tryed to make a 360 spin(for showoff) on a little icy hill, i fell, and smashed my head down in the ice lost 2 of my front teeth
 

crunchieman

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Just ask my ex-wife. He he he.

Although really it would have to be me and my friends rock catching game; You find a rock about the size of your fist, then you have to throw it as high as you can in the air and then you have to catch it. If you don't catch it you lose.
I broke my wrist.
 

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i have cracked my head open three times i think one just might be re opening the wound

once and the first time was running into a side of a door following my dog second time fell off a bunk bed backwards onto a metal under the bed and the third time was dropping n iron on my head, each of these was when i was three to to finish it off one of those times when my mum had to pick up my brother and sister when i was in the car i reopened the stitches with my hands yep eww
 

Jeremy Skitz

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I went out drinking not long ago, and I am not sure what happened but I woke up squished into a tube with my band, I assume I did something idiotic or... doesnt bare thinking about
 

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Didn't want to ask a girl out yet, so I asked to her to meet me at a all night movie thing with the intention of asking her out there. Had it all planned out then checked my facebook and saw...she's in a relationship. Not as stupid if I didn't check but good thing I did.
 

Mechsoap

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Spacelord said:
Mechsoap said:
aaaaah... so many to choose from

1: said to a girl she was masculine
2: fell over myself
3: ran into a glass door and broke it
4: broke my hand with a pencil
5: broke my leg from that tree
6: broke my jaw by foolishly forgetting teeth protectors
7: drank so much water i puked in the middle of the classroom
How are you still alive?
smooth talking and pain resistance....and running
 

Professor James

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Sir Strange Of The House Lycan said:
I was exposed to sexual things at a young age,and I had no social skills or idea of what i should and shouldn't do.
when I was 5 I told the mother of a girl I liked that when I was older she was going to give me a blow job (The girl).
That was actually painful to write.Please,no oen tell me how stupid this is,I already know.
Out of curiosity how did the mother (and girl) react after you told them this
 

Matt-the-twat

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Made a passing your mum joke to one of my mates friends just to break the ice a bit... I found out a few days later that his mum was actually dead. Felt so ashamed.
 
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Professor James said:
Sir Strange Of The House Lycan said:
I was exposed to sexual things at a young age,and I had no social skills or idea of what i should and shouldn't do.
when I was 5 I told the mother of a girl I liked that when I was older she was going to give me a blow job (The girl).
That was actually painful to write.Please,no oen tell me how stupid this is,I already know.
Out of curiosity how did the mother (and girl) react after you told them this
The mother became shocked but laughed shortly after,the girl basically faceplamed.
 

Corjha

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When I was 5 I threw a rock into the air to demonstrate how high I could throw a rock into the air