Most retarded thing you ever did

[SeriousSquirrel]

Snorted Salt a few years back.

Oh, and when I was about six, I was jumping around on the couch. I fell and sprained my neck, it was mortifying. But you can bet I never jumped around on the couch again.

 

[Feste the Jester]

I learned about the middle finger at a summer camp when I was like 6-7. I didn't quite get what it meant, so I started flipping everything around me off when I got home. This was followed by some horrid screams from my mom about what I was learning at this summer camp.

 

[noble cookie]

When i was about 10, i was looking for my school trousers, couldn't find them...


Turns out i was wearing them, and didn't realise for about 20 minutes.

-_-

Edit after seeing the post above: One day when i was around 10 years old also, my friend told me about a certain rude word, except i didn't know it was rude.
One day i was picked up from school by my dad.

I waved to my friend shouting "Bye! See you tomorrow twat!"

....yep, then my dad told me it was rude. I shouted that in front of all the parents and their kids.

 

[Deguasser]

probably today, sitting in french class, I was speaking french, girl next to me corrected me, i looked at her, screamed "*****, you shouldn't correct me unless it's about making sandwiches."

 

[Ryuo]

I spent the better part of an hour one morning looking for my glasses....I was wearing them...I felt SO embarrassed, even though no one saw me.

 

[CaptainAverage]

When I was 14, i fucked about in a car park on the top floor, and jumped around on the roof of a cafe with my mates, and broke the roof through, and started throwing argos catalogues off of the roof. We got approached by security guards, but we ran away and thank god didn't get caught. My mate and I were in a shoe shop, and i decided it would be funny to put on some shoes, and walk out of the store without paying. Thank god i didn't get caught. Bought some weed, and when i smoked it for the first time with some friends, and i woke up with no memory of what happened in the middle of a field at 4:30 am, damn my parents were pissed.

Thats about it.

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

Probably drinking so much tequila last night...

 

[Iron_will]

I leaped off the second story in school. That... didn't turn out so well...

 

[Romidude]

Had a anthropomorphic character as my Steam avatar, A friend from my school joined Steam and I never hear the end of it, It was once spread around at a Football game.

 

[gjkdioepppp]

wiped my ass with rubbing alcohol on a tissue once. No joke. oops.

My brothers tricked me into doing this.
But, the most retarded thing i've done is given myself a concussion when i was putting pants on.

 

[SuperCombustion]

Had a anthropomorphic character as my Steam avatar, A friend from my school joined Steam and I never hear the end of it, It was once spread around at a Football game.

woo! fellow furry!

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I was about to go through a doorway that had a step leading up to it, when my buddy said something to me.

I turn to respond and walk into the right hand door frame. I turn back to the door clutching the back of my head and swearing liberally, then proceed to walk into the left hand side with the top of my head.

After I recover from this, I fall over the step.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well there was the time when I decided I needed to adjust a burning log for a fire with my bare hands. I wasn't burnt too bad thankfully, but I probably should have thought all that through a little more.

Most of the time I do something stupid is when I'm tired or my mind is completely distracted with something else, but I still insist on multitasking. Nothing really dramatic, but they happen every so often.

 

[SuperCombustion]

Somebody once posted a video of BrokenCYDE (have I got the capitalisation right?) up on here.


I pressed play.

I don't get it....... elaborate please

 

[R4ptur3]

Ran into a fence full speed, blindfold on, dark, middle of the park with one of my friends. had to spin round 20 times before running.

Was fun. =D

 

[Phoenix09215]

Well once when I was at my mates house. I woke up at six in the morning (we went to bed at 5) and I somehow lost my pillow. I thought I saw this big yoshi teddy he has at the end of his bed. Thought it would make a good pillow... It was actually my friend. And considering I tried to move him closer to my head and then by lying face first in his crotch, well, it was awkward -.-

 

[WaysideMaze]

Somebody once posted a video of BrokenCYDE (have I got the capitalisation right?) up on here.


I pressed play.

I'd have been more embarassed if I was the person who posted it.
Unless they're trollin.

 

[PureChaos]

i was playing Mario Kart: Double Dash with a friend and i'd finished and was waiting for him. the light on my GameCube was on and i said to my friend 'why is my GameCube on?' and got up to turn it off. as i reached for the 'off' button, i realized i'd been a retard. my friend didn't let me live that down for a while.

 

[WaysideMaze]

Somebody once posted a video of BrokenCYDE (have I got the capitalisation right?) up on here.


I pressed play.

I don't get it....... elaborate please

Type Brokencyde into youtube. Watch a video.

Alternatively don't. It'll be better for your sanity.