Most retarded thing you ever did

[Wardnath]

i forgot my sexuality when i was groggily awoken one morning at a party to the question "are you gay?"

Okay, I think I speak for everyone else here when I say... how do you "forget" your sexuality?

 

[SuperCombustion]

i forgot my sexuality when i was groggily awoken one morning at a party to the question "are you gay?"

Okay, I think I speak for everyone else here when I say... how do you "forget" your sexuality?

Good question 0_o

 

[supermariner]

i forgot my sexuality when i was groggily awoken one morning at a party to the question "are you gay?"

Okay, I think I speak for everyone else here when I say... how do you "forget" your sexuality?

I didn't forget permanently or anything
that would be truely retarded
just the question threw me
took me a few seconds to remember what the fuck i was into

 

[WaysideMaze]

I zoned out and forgot I was in the bath with someone else.

I farted.

I laughed.

I then remembered I wasn't alone.

That is brilliant.

I was a complete screw up as a kid, so too many to count.

I once found a sharp piece of glass whilst drunk and decided to use my blood as facepaint. went well.

 

[SuperCombustion]

Oh ok, I get it... kinda

 

[Xerosch]

I was holding a glas, a friend threw me another one and I catched it... there was a glas explosion, my hand was covered in blood, I laughed out of shock and immediatly vomited over the pizza we were about to eat.

All of that happended with such speed that noone realized what had happened until the food was ruined.

 

[Mr. Google]

1. Jumped off my bunk bed.

2. Almost kill myself while tube sledding.

3. Forgotten I had hands...

I would love to have you elaborate on number 2 and 3

 

[SuperCombustion]

1. Jumped off my bunk bed.

2. Almost kill myself while tube sledding.

3. Forgotten I had hands...

I would love to have you elaborate on number 2 and 3

especially 3

 

[Lucifron]

Lolled around on the Escapist's forums when I really should be studying instead.

Dammit.

 

[Palademon]

Your mum! buh-dum-tsh

JK, I got three of my fingers trapped in a car door.

 

[Mr. Google]

1. Jumped off my bunk bed.

2. Almost kill myself while tube sledding.

3. Forgotten I had hands...

I would love to have you elaborate on number 2 and 3

especially 3

Yes mostly number 3...Like ive never woken up and tried like kicking down my door because i forgot that i had hands to turn a door knob

 

[SuperCombustion]

1. Jumped off my bunk bed.

2. Almost kill myself while tube sledding.

3. Forgotten I had hands...

I would love to have you elaborate on number 2 and 3

especially 3

Yes mostly number 3...Like ive never woken up and tried like kicking down my door because i forgot that i had hands to turn a door knob

I've never woken up and tried to do a handstand because I thought I didn't have legs...

 

[Zorg Machine]

I was skateboarding in the kitchen while cooking pasta.
No, I'm not good at skateboarding.
Yes, I went to the hospital for severe burns.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I was exposed to sexual things at a young age,and I had no social skills or idea of what i should and shouldn't do.
when I was 5 I told the mother of a girl I liked that when I was older she was going to give me a blow job (The girl).
That was actually painful to write.Please,no oen tell me how stupid this is,I already know.

 

[Enigmers]

I snorted pepper once, thinking I'd sneeze comically a few times, look hilarious, and get on with my day.

I felt like shit for at least an hour. I do not recommend it one bit.

 

[SuperCombustion]

My... aquaintance snorted chilli powder once. Don't quote me on this, but I think thats worse

 

[Nazz3]

My... aquaintance snorted chilli powder once. Don't quote me on this, but I think thats worse

That reminds me, I once stuffed my nose full of pepper powder when I was young, since I thought it would make you sneeze, like in cartoons

A hour later, I was still digging them out.

 

[WaysideMaze]

My... aquaintance snorted chilli powder once. Don't quote me on this, but I think thats worse

My brother and his mate once snorted jack daniels when drunk. No idea what they thought would happen...