Most ridiculous conspiracy theory you've ever heard.

[mjc0961]

Anything that has to do with people thinking 9/11 was anything other than a terrorist group hijacking passenger planes to crash into buildings.

My "favorite" is some fucknut they found who knows nothing about either planes or missiles who claims that from the ground looking up at the sky, one of the objects that hit the WTC looked more like a missile than a plane. Yeah that makes sense considering you're too far away to see it in any detail, and missiles always have huge wings and windows like the objects we say in better pictures from people who were closer than you.

I'd just better leave it at that before I rant all night about how stupid those people are.

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Oh, still haven`t heard one that beats 9/11 was an inside job...

what about the Flat Earth Society. Seriously, there is a group based in california that believes the earth is flat. I can't think of any conspiracy theory crazier than that.

Yeah, but I've seen their forums, and I reckon about 95% of them are trolls, which is kinda disappointing. It makes it less funny. Still hilarious though.

 

[Yuriatayde]

Gunna jump on the 9/11 inside job one here too, because I actually had the displeasure of being sucked into a conversation with them... because I'm stupid and dunno when to not say anything, I went ahead and poked fun of somebody stating that his evidence was "There was microscopic glass shards in the dust"

*I explained to him how easy it is to break glass, and how breaking it even smaller would be easy with enough force, like say, a building falling down. He insisted that glass dust and microscopic shards are entirely different things.
*He then argued that the fires + carbon would have resulted in diamonds forming
*He also tacked on something about a missing jolt, it wasn't until later when he was frothing at the mouth accusing me of ignoring his documented evidence did I realize that he actually meant for me to google "The Missing Jolt", a research paper, so I did (first result; a pdf on the issue) and all the rest of his arguments might as well have been copy pasted from that paper.

Long story short on that paper: The building didn't fall before it was damaged, therefor, we can assume that the lower floors are strong enough to hold the upper floors, meaning they must have had extra inertia to break through in the first place. But sense the lower floors were that strong, that means there would have been a "jolt", or a sudden loss of falling speed, per floor that it had to break though. They tested all of this via video, using the air conditioning unit on the roof(?!) as their reference point to measure fall speed... (so many things wrong with this idea, I don't even know where to begin)

And I was suckered into this entire argument because a random passerby laughing at the clowns is an easier target then people who know their stuff... and by the end, all I wanted to know, was how ANY OF THIS, IF any of it was true, suggested that it was an inside job, because almost all of it would apply even if it was a controlled demolition. RED team must be swimming in diamonds.

 

[manaman]

Oh, still haven`t heard one that beats 9/11 was an inside job...

It was an inside job! The government is after-all run by those shape-shifting lizard people! It was all them!

I find the whole New World Order, Lizard People, and Chemtrails to be up there as the most ridiculous, mostly because they are so obviously false. With most others a person uneducated in a particular field can easily jump to the wrong conclusion, they just seem to keep on running with the idea until they are so far out in left field they are not even in the game anymore.

 

[manaman]

There is one floating around about the moon being man made.

I love this theory. I'm not sure if it is serious or not, but still a great read

Here's a link to the "proof" if anyone is interested
http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm

I do believe that guy be trolling. It look more like it is written to point out the glaring flaws in logic that plague most conspiracy theorists.

 

[godfist88]

Obama stopped funding NASA because he didn't want people to know he's from the moon.

OK that was actually a joke from the Daily Show, but my favorite REAL conspiracy theory is:

Al Kida was invented by the CIA. Now that's retarded.

 

[shinigamisparda]

9/11 happened because of gays. I don't know if that's a conspiracy theory, per se, but it is true that some people believe that.

 

[ArcticSquirrel]

I thought up one time that everything I knew was a dream. The people I met, the clothes I wear, the technologies I use, and the history I learn. That this was all just a made-up world from some psychological problem that I had in the real word. That people around me were figments of my imagination.

I went pretty psycho for a week. I had to force myself to stop thinking about it or I would go absolute mental.

Now that I think about it, this was a few days after I watched inception.

 

[Mute52]

Chem-trails man, chem-trails.

All i saw was footage of cloud with ominous music playing...

Another funny one is the Moon landing was done in a studio

 

[Grospoliner]

The moon landing is a hoax.

Makes me feel terrible for those moon mirrors we installed.

 

[ZeroMachine]

I literally just heard it, actually. Courtesy of /b/ (no worries, it ain't crude):

Spoiler

Enlightenment is a strange little *****, isn't she? XD

 

[ArcticSquirrel]

I literally just heard it, actually. Courtesy of /b/ (no worries, it ain't crude):

Spoiler

Enlightenment is a strange little *****, isn't she? XD

AMAZING!

 

[dagens24]

Lizard men.

/end thread

 

[InnerRebellion]

I heard one that the United States government is actually the puppet of a shadow government. This shadow government uses the U.S. as it's military force, and does it's best to make the U.S. seem like an independent country. This shadow government also apparently controls the stock market, and induces crashes whenever it needs America to get it's ass in gear.

 

[kortin]

I thought it was pretty funny when people were claiming that the "brace position" was actually to make sure you died in the airplane crash, because paying for medical bills to keep you alive was more expensive than paying for life insurance on the people.

WTF CAPTCHA :O

 

[InnerRebellion]

I thought it was pretty funny when people were claiming that the "brace position" was actually to make sure you died in the airplane crash, because paying for medical bills to keep you alive was more expensive than paying for life insurance on the people.

WTF CAPTCHA :O

The code for ü is: Hold ALT, and press 0252 on the number pad.

 

[Simon Pettersson]

Obama stopped funding NASA because he didn't want people to know he's from the moon.

OK that was actually a joke from the Daily Show, but my favorite REAL conspiracy theory is:

Al Kida was invented by the CIA. Now that's retarded.

al-Qaida you mean this is actually more true than it seams. US helped the Afghan Rebels against the Communists in the 70s-80s with weapon and training.

I am not saying they directly started al-Qaida.

The conspiracies i find most unbeliveble is the NWO conspiracies.