Come now darlings, the best is David Icke's theory that the British Royal Family (and indeed numerous world leaders) are lizards. Prince Philip is the head Lizard (the 'King Cobra'...oh, slap my wrist I am wicked)
Most ridiculous conspiracy theory you've ever heard.
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Hmmm....one of the most rediculous?
That Obama's a naturalized citizen.
Amazing how easily facists can buy into such bulls**t..
That Obama's a naturalized citizen.
Amazing how easily facists can buy into such bulls**t..
Dated a girl once that claimed the moon landing was staged. But she was pretty so I didn't really care too much
Isn't it even strange that he seems to be hiding it in the first place though?CM156 said:
Nothing I can think of tops the 9/11 one.
Truthism [http://truthism.com/]. It's like some took a bunch of conspiracy theories, added some paranoia, sprinkled in some crazy and misogyny and baked it all up on a website.
Seriously the thing is so laughable I'm sure that it's just some troll-website.
I hope...
Seriously the thing is so laughable I'm sure that it's just some troll-website.
I hope...
Better than 9/11 was an inside job was that is was actually organized by Russia to get America to focus on the Middle East so they could secretly mass an army to reclaim Alaska, but the invasion was aborted due to the Georgian conflict and international attention. (An alternate theory claim it was aborted due to Sarah Palin viewing the amassing armies from her window, which she then sold her silence for the vice president slot, so that the government could cover up Russia's plan so that the Government didn't look any more incompetent than it already was viewed.)
I gotta say it would be the whole "Bush knew about the 9/11 attacks before hand."
There is no way in hell he knew that. He is just too damn dumb. I'd be surprised if he knew his own middle name.
There is no way in hell he knew that. He is just too damn dumb. I'd be surprised if he knew his own middle name.
from my own grandmother of course!
she had the amazing deductive powers to figure out the global warming was caused by gays, mainly using the IRREFUTABLE proof that homosexuality leads to smoking, thereby causing massive clouds of gay smoke to pollute the sky.
she isnt nearly that old mind you; 56. mostly said as a rebuttal to me saying she believes some crazy things, which is very ironic.
she had the amazing deductive powers to figure out the global warming was caused by gays, mainly using the IRREFUTABLE proof that homosexuality leads to smoking, thereby causing massive clouds of gay smoke to pollute the sky.
she isnt nearly that old mind you; 56. mostly said as a rebuttal to me saying she believes some crazy things, which is very ironic.
Well, I'd have to say some of the things I heard about The Queen of England either having Princess Di killed, or having her abducted and sold on the white slavery market because the Royal Family needed money.
Now, I find it possible that she might not be dead, largely because the accident she was in is the kind of thing that would be staged FOR someone to voluntarily disappear, and most importantly there was no body ever presented for public verification and a few valid points about how the privacy here was kind of ridiculous, and even certain authorities were apparently stonewalled in trying to actually verify her death. However the murder conspiricies take it beyond the realm of possibility, especially seeing as she simply wasn't a big enough deal for the people allegedly involved in them.
The "New World Order" stuff can get pretty crazy at times, but then again I also look at some of the old theories like that from like the 1960s and 1970s, and we're actually there. We actually DO have corperations that are more powerful than most nations, even if it's not as noticible from within the strongest nations. What's more even the strongest nations would have difficulty actually eradicating a true multi-national corperation, given it's global prescence as opposed to just being in their back yard. Private armies? Look at PMCs, and consider they can level a lot of third world nations for the right amount of money. Once upon a time this kind of thing WAS conspiricy fodder, now it's news. There are always people out there with lots of ambition and gimmicks for power grabs.
When it comes to things like the "Knights Templar" and the like, I tend to think that they *WERE* involved in conspiricy theories in the past, but they are currently history, as opposed to something that is actually involved in guiding modern events.
by a lot of people's standards I count as a moderate nutty conspiricy theorist, but then again very few of the things I think might be true are really all that big a deal when you really examine them in detail. At least not a big deal in terms of "epic science fiction" or "end of the world" type stuff.
Now, I find it possible that she might not be dead, largely because the accident she was in is the kind of thing that would be staged FOR someone to voluntarily disappear, and most importantly there was no body ever presented for public verification and a few valid points about how the privacy here was kind of ridiculous, and even certain authorities were apparently stonewalled in trying to actually verify her death. However the murder conspiricies take it beyond the realm of possibility, especially seeing as she simply wasn't a big enough deal for the people allegedly involved in them.
The "New World Order" stuff can get pretty crazy at times, but then again I also look at some of the old theories like that from like the 1960s and 1970s, and we're actually there. We actually DO have corperations that are more powerful than most nations, even if it's not as noticible from within the strongest nations. What's more even the strongest nations would have difficulty actually eradicating a true multi-national corperation, given it's global prescence as opposed to just being in their back yard. Private armies? Look at PMCs, and consider they can level a lot of third world nations for the right amount of money. Once upon a time this kind of thing WAS conspiricy fodder, now it's news. There are always people out there with lots of ambition and gimmicks for power grabs.
When it comes to things like the "Knights Templar" and the like, I tend to think that they *WERE* involved in conspiricy theories in the past, but they are currently history, as opposed to something that is actually involved in guiding modern events.
by a lot of people's standards I count as a moderate nutty conspiricy theorist, but then again very few of the things I think might be true are really all that big a deal when you really examine them in detail. At least not a big deal in terms of "epic science fiction" or "end of the world" type stuff.
I agree fully.. Besides, if it isn't an inside job that doesn't mean it's definitely the al queda stuff.. There's tons of other options! (Note: The Twin Towers were DESIGNED to be able to stay upright when hit by planes!)thaluikhain said:
And I think Quantum Physics would agree that it could all just be coincidence :d
The weirdest one (that's actually very true) is that it's Russia's work that Military and Cops are often portrayed as silly and stupid in media, yay KGB!
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Didn't they plant a flag on the moon? Couldn't you just take a telescope and find the flag if you wanted to prove/disprove the notion that it was staged?Gabriel Majeski said:
Besides, it DID have a lot of positive effects for the US in the Cold War, so if they did stage it they did a hell of a job!
The Milkman Conspiracy... Wait perhaps the goggles do not do nothing... this changes everything! *runs off to scribble on some walls*
Most riddiculous conspiracy theory I've ever heard? I'm going to have to say that guy in the hanged man who said the blight in Ferelden never happened.
On a more serious note, that whacko who had like this 40 minute youtube video on how the Twin Towers was an inside job.
On a more serious note, that whacko who had like this 40 minute youtube video on how the Twin Towers was an inside job.
A secret group of dinosaurs have been running New Jersey since 5000 b.c in a cheesecake factory.