Most ridiculous conspiracy theory you've ever heard.

[Kitteh]

that the united states is a democracy and not a corporatist oligarchy.

i mean come on, lobby groups? you can buy laws ?!?! are you kidding?

that only recently passed. ya know "corporations are somehow people too"

 

[MrJKapowey]

Hmm, I remember seeing something about the New World Order, in the 'all seeing eye' evidence section it included a picture of that pyramid casino in Vegas.

Erm, also the one that is the British Empire still exists (I wish) but all the leaders are mind controlled from the British capital, Cardiff.

Can't remember where I saw most of these, probably on Youtube...

 

[Merkavar]

chemtrails, flat earth, young earth, geocentrics. all the ones i can think of right now.

seems that the craziest theories i heard stem from religion.

 

[Sojoez]

http://nukelies.com/forum/

Do I win? Or do I come second after the Rebbecca conspiracy?

 

[ChupathingyX]

I hate it when people talk about the Illuminati. Especially since a lot of the people at my school always talk about them and how they;re behind everything.

Pisses me off.

Then of course there are the others like 9/11, the moon landnings, 2012 but the Illuminati one is the most annoying one I have to listen to all the time.

 

[Titan Buttons]

That Hitlers rise to power and WW2 where all planed by a, real, single faimly of millionares

 

[Revolutionary]

Obama is an undercover Muslim terrorist....who supports gun restrictions...Yeah.

 

[Purple Shrimp]

The fake moon landing conspiracy isn't strictly the most ridiculous out there, but I have to give it first place simply because huge amounts of people genuinely believe it despite every argument for it being disprovable with a basic combination of logic and general knowledge

 

[awmperry]

My favourite:


What are they really putting in our water? Could it be... water?

 

[Nouw]

"Daft Punk are part of the Illuminati I tell you! Just look at their hand signal!
[sub]Not the most ridiculous but stupid nonetheless.[/sub]

 

[Jonluw]

The Rainbow sprinkler and Moon-landing conspiracies.

 

[Communist partisan]

American propaganda against Communism, seriously... Neither Soviet or China is Communism.

 

[Dr. Win]

The moon landing was a hoax is the one that springs to mind.
Don't be ridiculous, they didn't fake the moon landing. No, what they faked was Neil Armstrong. He was clearly a cyborg developed in secret by NASA.

 

[Thaluikhain]

9/11 was an inside job isn't that crazy. An inside job using satellite based weapons, or mini-nukes...that's crazy

My favourite is the one about Lady Gaga being a hermaphorite (which is what "bisexual" means) because her parents were related (which is how you get hermaphrodites) cause she's part of the secret breeding program to create the next generation of singers. I dunno if that one includes the stuff about her being an Illumaniti puppet, but it's sorta cool.

Uhm... hermaphrodite means that someone has both female and male sex organs, and is due to problems with the SRY-gene in men and a X-chromosome deviation in women (this happens early in the fetal stage).

What? The crazy conspiracy people got their facts wrong?

http://nukelies.com/forum/

Do I win?

It'd be hard to top that.

 

[Nuclear Pancake]

That the entire British Monarchy is made up of lizard people.

 

[gamer_parent]

That Alex Jones' might correct about EVERYTHING.

But then again, he IS a super saiyan...

 

[MattClassic]

That George W. Bush masterminded a plot to fly aircraft into the World Trade Center in order to "have an excuse" to invade Afghanistan for the oil (protip: it doesn't have any, and no one wants to run a pipeline through the place from anywhere else that has oil either, because the country is too f***ing unstable..go figure).

Or, for that matter, the notion that George W. Bush masterminded ANYTHING.

I can't believe I'm even backhandedly defending George W. Bush for any reason, BUT

I think it's something of a misnomer that George W. Bush is an idiot, or at least that he was always an idiot. For example, this 1988 interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLrvy9sNP-A
He actually comes across as having more than half a brain there. Natural, reasonably articulate, and genuinely introspective. None of which are qualities he showed during his presidency, of course. I wonder what could have happened in the time between that interview and his presidential run...

Spoiler

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

[googleback]

That Rick Asltey never gave you up.

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

My favorites are the ones that combine Truthers with Birthers (and there is a surprising amount of overlap between people who believe either). To break it down: The U.S. government killed 3,000 of it's own citizens, then framed terrorist Muslims so that we could invade the Middle East AND elect a smuggled-in radical Muslim for President to destroy America from within.

And they're being aided by the Jews. (not a stated portion of the theories, but it's implied)