Is it just me, or did every other line in that movie make it sound like a porno? I mean, it'd make sense, it has the shitty plot/acting.
If not, go watch it again while pretending it's a porno. Just pretend to be extremely dissapointed when it gets to the end and there was no nudity.
As for Assassin's Creed, I LOVED it, and it made perfect sense. And I'll say it- I LOVE CLIFFHANGERS, Assassin's Creed's included.
And for the most rediculous? I'd say Second Sight, but that's if I'm allowed to say rediculously good.
The visions of the past? They were the present. The parts of the game that seemed like present day were actually visions of the future. Damn, the game may have not been the most original, but it had a hell of a story.
Wait what? I played that game when I was 10, so I didn't understand it. I always thought the part where your bald was the present, and you simply went back in time and changed things in the past. Woah, now I love that game a whole lot more.
Sorry, but Indigo Prophecy wins hands-down. You find out the old grandmother chick is actually an evil electrical embodiment of a computer AI and the leader of the Purple Machines, when this was never referenced AT ALL during the game. What made it even more confusing was that you had been fighting ancient Mayan hobos up til this point, so the random inclusion of an army of machines made absolutely no sense after the cat and mouse game between you and the detectives.
Actually, pretty much any scene after this point would win as well.
Guy has 5 people and four bullets, so kills his son and 3 other people(saves them a horrific death), then gets out the car so he can get eaten by the monsters. US Army then drives past in a convoy.
I think the original Superman movie has this one down.
He got so upset with the death of Lois Lane that he flew around the earth at super-speed, causing it to spin backwards and have time reverse itself, allowing him to stop her death.
The most ridiculous plot twist ever is the twists in Pokemon. It's the same god d*** plot. The makers just throw in a twist just to make it look like their thinking hard! But I don't know how it's still a fun game!
I seriously had to stop playing a second to get the entire implication of that.
Basically, you don't really exist, except for in a video game, and all of a sudden, you look into a dungeon, and there happens to be a conduit into the "Real world". And then it turns out that the programmer wants to get rid of you because the entire program has gone sentient.Also, laser weapons do not compare to a specially made sword/pair of shoes/staff/gloves/etc.
Most brain frying plot to follow, since the beginning was basically fly from point A to point B. Do not get raped by anything unless the plot demands it. And then you can shoot lasers from your arse that can destroy entire space ships. I'm not putting that in a spoiler box because it happens like 3 hours in.
Not really a twist, but in Fallout 3 when
either you or that Brotherhood of Steel girl have to die to save the Wastelands in the same exact way that your father did.
I absolutely hated the fact that Fawkes couldn't hop his ass in there and do it.
I wouldn't call it a twist, I mean, I saw it coming, but Dom's wife in Gears 2 was pretty disturbing how they presented it, it made me feel a bit for what was essentially a cardboard cut out of a character up till then.
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