I suppose I've been attacked by dogs a few times, but never anything serious. Once I swear I saw a ghost, I couldn't move out of fear, I guess I could whop and say that I have had a gun pointed at me. But it wasn't loaded and once the man who owned it realized it was pointed at me he swung it away with a quick "Sorry". I'm not really one for these kinds of stories OH WAIT WAIT I also remember swimming around in an old bay, feeling a stinging in my foot, having to pull it out and seeing an enormous fishing lure stuck in my foot by all its little hooks, also all the times my Dog's killed or been killing blue tongue lizards, it's brutal. Oh and me and my father were pulling out of our driveway when a great big four wheel drive backed into the side of our car with an enormous terrifying CRASH. As I was gonna say my Dad's been through some pretty cool stuff. He once fell down three storeys at a construction site (And landed on a pile of rubbish) and rolled his car over into a tree at the snow, my mum used to work at a bank where she one day had two armed robbers burst in and try to rob the joint, but She kept on working there despite all the other little cowards leaving 'cause of the stress brought on.
OH WAIT WAIT WAIT! When I was a toddler, I remember pulling out a picture book from the shelf only to discover that Cthulhu a white back spider had made a web all over it, and he was waiting on it, and as I dropped the book to the floor he chased me out of my room. I also got caught up in a protest between Chinese supporters and Tibetan supporters which turned violent. It's like zerg rush only a bunch of Asian people waving red flags while hurling rocks and swear words are running towards you, and the only thing between you and the Tibetan supporters is a steel grate. Also this one time I entered a billy cart championship for a laugh, the brakes on the rickety little cart me and my Dad had built failed as I was speeding down the hill. It ended up flipping over and hurling me out onto the gravel where I had to be carried off by the SES, the seconds before the crash where I knew something bad was going to happen that was the scariest part. But everythings going so fast and the steerings so rickety that you can't do anything about it.
