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Z of the Na'vi

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@ The thread title: "Holy Capitalization Batman!"

OT: A perk that lets you spawn an explosive waffle when you die.

They eat it, boom.

(Sorry I've never played the game, just something stupid I came up with)
 

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randomizer: it sends all of the players to another part of the map at random, and if they spawn too far up or under the map it is instant death
 

Macgyvercas

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How about dual wielding rocket launchers with no recoil and unlimited ammo. That would be cheap.
 

SsilverR

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a perk that allows you to see everyone else through walls and shoot at them through the walls too ... it's basically a hax haha
 

crepesack

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Sound Off- Similar to scrambler pro anyone within your proximity is treated to the sound of eight year old screaming....running past someone would sound like a tie-fighter....
 

chemistry35

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A perk combining nuclear martyrdom, team invinciblity, melee anyone on the screen, and...something...made of chocolate. That would be cheap.
 

CounterAttack

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God Among Mortals

After a kill streak of 20,000, become invincible forever every time you join the server you did it on.
 

Supreme Unleaded

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Perk: Get Shit on.

You join a game and you instantly get super speed and all bullets you shoot wrap around the crest of the earth and hit your enemies in eye every time. Then their console will get up and litteraly shit on them. And it shits the disk out, onto you, and you can't get a replacment disk.

Hence the name Get Shit On.
 

Coltelement

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The "Friendly" Perk. Allows you to change team at anytime, makes you immune to getting "kicked", and gives you double exp. for team kills...
 

Darzen

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death nuke.it's like matrydom(sorry if i misspelt it) but instead you hit a button upon death dropping a nuke.killing everyone playing and leaving fallout that kills the opposing team instantly as they spawn and you get all the kills.
 

darkfire613

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The perk:

Makes you invincible
Makes you run 50x faster than everyone else
Gives you an AK-47 that shoots nukes
Gives you unlimited rounds-no reloading

It's called the Fuck You perk and you unlock it by giving Bobby Kotick a blowjob.
 

cheese_wizington

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Fappy said:
The nuke from Battletanks 2
Oh my god I meet someone else who as actually played that game!

I remember back when we would crowd around the old N64, there was always the "no nuke rule."

Good memories.