Most unusual BUT useful power you have ever seen or thought of

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GoldenRaz

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
The ability to make anything orgasm on touch. Not for sexual purposes, but because it'd be amazing in a fight.

And to amuse people at the zoo.
"Which animal next?"
"The Hippo!"


Thanks to the comedian Russel Howard for that one.
This, so very much this.
 

SecretTacoNinja

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The power to grow your limbs, eyes and ears on any surface. So in a fight you could grow your hand on an enemy's chest and poke out their eyes, or grow two hands on their back and snap their neck (DOS FLEUR! CLUTCH!).

One Piece is an awesome show... It has tons of weird powers in it.
 

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NoMoreSanity said:
The ability to cause hundreds of people to dance just by saying "DANCE!"
I would shout "Move Your Dead Bones!" to a graveyard, to arise an army of dancing zombies =3
 

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ansem1532 said:
NoMoreSanity said:
The ability to cause hundreds of people to dance just by saying "DANCE!"
I would shout "Move Your Dead Bones!" to a graveyard, to arise an army of dancing zombies =3
So you'd be a Michael Jackson style necromancer?
 

garjian

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i once had a pretty original idea for a superpower i think...

being able to control anything thats at some point been inside you (but only the bit that has... i.e. is you but the tip of a knife in, you can only move it by the tip)
despite the obvious faeses based defences... theres plenty of stuff you could do with this power... including, in theory, manual healing.
 

traceur_

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This



The ability to reach into my pocket, pull out a device, throw it and make people spontaneously disco would be unbelievably epic.
 

USSR

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ThrobbingEgo said:
ansem1532 said:
NoMoreSanity said:
The ability to cause hundreds of people to dance just by saying "DANCE!"
I would shout "Move Your Dead Bones!" to a graveyard, to arise an army of dancing zombies =3
So you'd be a Michael Jackson style necromancer?
Noo, I meant the techno song =3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnOUOkcr9c
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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The power to shoot fireballs out of your arse. What possible use could you have for that?
 

murphy7801

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the ability to absorb all energy sounds not that great at first but means bullets never mind fire never mind radiation never mind and imagine you could consume this energy and/or release it.
 

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DarkFenix said:
to be able to reach into your pocket and always pull out the exact amount of money needed :D no more looking for change in your wallet ever again.
Croaker42 said:
The power to not need sleep. Imagine all the stuff you could get done.
Those would probably be the ones for me.
 

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AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt said:
the ability to change the channel by blinking
so useful when that damn remote feels like too much effort to lift
But that means If you wanted to watch something you wouldn't be able to blink the entire time
 

Hades74

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murphy7801 said:
the ability to absorb all energy sounds not that great at first but means bullets never mind fire never mind radiation never mind and imagine you could consume this energy and/or release it.
Ripping off Infamous are we?
 

murphy7801

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Hades74 said:
murphy7801 said:
the ability to absorb all energy sounds not that great at first but means bullets never mind fire never mind radiation never mind and imagine you could consume this energy and/or release it.
Ripping off Infamous are we?
uh no that's just based around electricity im talking about all energy and infamous ripped off an 80'2 scifi novel i read.
 

DarkFenix

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The power to mute people. Like if your on and airplane you can mute the crying baby one seat infront of you.
 

G1eet

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DarkFenix said:
The power to mute people. Like if your on and airplane you can mute the crying baby one seat infront of you.
Hold on, I'll ask the CIA.
They've got to have something like that.
 

Zombie_Fish

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The power to become Chuck Norris. That or the door where you walk through it and end up in the mind of John Malkovich (Could be useful).