Most useless superpower to have?

[UberLemonBoy]

The power to read my own mind.

I must be a Super Hero

 

[Idiotastic]

The power to change the nationality of Peruvian turtles.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Ok, the power to breathe PERIOD.

Did anybody else see that and think "Yuck!" or was that just me?

 

[DefunctTheory]

Useless huh?

http://heroeswiki.com/Sound_absorption

Unless you live with a rock band or something...

That guy can stealth attack according to the wiki. Not useless at all.

Hmmm... The ability to see 1000 years into the future. Cool, yes, but so far removed that virtually no knowledge can be obtained, and even if you could receive knowledge, it would be so far advanced that you'd never be able to bring it to life in your era.

Where does it say that? I just see where it says hes deaf because of his ability.

At the bottom.

'According to an interview with Yule Caise, sound absorption also allows the agent to move and attack silently. '

 

[eddyrhys]

The power to turn bottled water into tap water.

 

[an_luas]

the power of censorship!

 

[Mariakitten]

The superpower to eat your twice your own body weight, it would just make you fat.

 

[demonspectre]

the super amazing power to cause explosive diarrea to everyone you touch

 

[stopthesoftkill]

levitation man: has the ability to make his poo levitate two feeet off the ground.