Most useless superpower to have?

[ShakerSilver]

The power to kill a puppy every time you smile, invisibility only when playing a trombone, or "CLOTHES BEAM!"

All are references. Let's see who'll get them first.

My own would be the ability to make bottle caps appear every time you sneeze.

 

[ShakerSilver]

Meltman!
With the power to........MELT!

I am likely the only one who got that reference here.

then we are 2

Make that three.

Another useless power would be the one to glow in the dark.

 

[DreamByJoev1]

the power to become agrophobic

 

[xProvidence]

The ability to travel forward in time 60 seconds every minute.

 

[YawehG]

The ability to travel forward in time 60 seconds every minute.

That'd be super useful. About to get in a car crash? Pop out of there. You could escape pretty much any dangerous situation.

 

[Woodscare]

The power that makes everyone think i am awesome

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Maybe I should have thought that power through better...
Ok, the power to breathe PERIOD.
Completely useless in the grand scheme of things, since most of the universe is nothing.

 

[Reep]

The ability to not have to cut your nails

 

[The Warden]

The ability to make yourself fart.

 

[literallyanythingelse]

Surely invisibility - if you are the only thing that is invisible, everyone would be able to see your clothes, and if you are naked, then everyone can see the layer of dead skin and dust on you. If you make everything you touch invisible, then if you try to take a shower, your house goes invisible. And you can't go shopping without a balaclava, in which case everyone thinks you are a robber.

 

[Gryphonsflight]

The Superhuman ability of hypersensitivity to paper-cuts.

 

[yoshimickster]

The ability to travel through time one second into the future.

 

[Deviltongue]

Super Speed... On 1 leg.

 

[Luke5515]

Aquaman comes to mind

 

[Mr Snuffles]

What about the ability to paint a big black smudge on the ground with your mind alone...

 

[mobsterlobster]

My friend has a super power. His power is being able to tell if biscuits are broken before the packet has been opened.

 

[loewen]

the ability to blink REALLY fast.

 

[tjcross]

the power to see your own eyeballs