Most useless superpower to have?

[A Raging Emo]

The Power to turn invisible, but only when nobody is watching.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

The ability to contract STDs just by thinking about sex.

That would suck

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

The ability to laugh at anything anyone says at anytime, no matter how sad or awful or serious. Come to think of it, I know a couple people at work with that superpower...

 

[danielsharpe1634]

The ability to make hedges speak Latin.

hedges or any other sort of inanimate objects. but yeah, i lol'd

 

[guyroxorz]

The ability to summon a frog, just the one, completely harmless with absolutely no superpowers...


Just a frog, that is all.

 

[DreamByJoev1]

The ability to have epilepsy.

i've got that i unleashed my vicious powers on saturday and nearly destroyed my feeble little mind with such insane violent behaviour... then ran into a door and was knocked out for the rest of the night

 

[DreamByJoev1]

great show loved Action league now

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

The ability to sweat allot.

 

[DreamByJoev1]

The ability to argue convincingly on internet forums.

but you would always win

 

[Tekkawarrior]

The ability to talk to money.

i think that would be a great power, money can tell you alot of stories.

 

[Tartarga]

The ability to know everyones birthday.

 

[Radzilla]

The power to think up incredible awardwinning novels combined with the power to automatically vaporise any kind of medium for writing them.

 

[DreamByJoev1]

The ability to create a powerful vacuum-shield inside your body- great for hiding, but your fucked after the dangers gone...

 

[odanhammer]

Still think Dr.Horribles sing along blog had the best super power.
The ability to make things Moist.

 

[Marik2]

Meat vision.

WHAT!? But if had that power you'd never go hungry and you could feed the hungry. If there was a useless power I'd say it would have to be immortality since everyone else around you would die from old age and you be all alone sure it be fun to have the whole world to yourself, but that would get boring quick.

but i imagine raw meat like ground beef coming out of a meat grinder at super speeds
hey hold on this was on fairly odd parents when he wished his parents were super heroes and his dad had meat vision but it was more like whole hot dogs bun and tasty toppings.

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Yeah I was thinking of the fairly odd parents when I was posting this. If the meat was raw you would just cook it that's all there is to it.

 

[axle 19]

The power to procrastinate about creating a power.

 

[dex-dex]

Meat vision.

WHAT!? But if had that power you'd never go hungry and you could feed the hungry. If there was a useless power I'd say it would have to be immortality since everyone else around you would die from old age and you be all alone sure it be fun to have the whole world to yourself, but that would get boring quick.

but i imagine raw meat like ground beef coming out of a meat grinder at super speeds
hey hold on this was on fairly odd parents when he wished his parents were super heroes and his dad had meat vision but it was more like whole hot dogs bun and tasty toppings.

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Yeah I was thinking of the fairly odd parents when I was posting this. If the meat was raw you would just cook it that's all there is to it.

well then great minds think alike i guess

 

[ssgt splatter]

I'm stealing the power from Bioshock 2 but the Security Bullseye plasmid. Am I the only one who NEVER uses that? I prefer to be directly responsible for my victims death.

 

[johnman]

The power to grow your finger nails!

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

The ability to breath oxygen.
Useless anywhere but Earth.