Most useless superpower to have?

[Flack]

Another C&H comic but i feel it fits


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[satsukiyamikisho]

the ability to remotly control tvs whit a small remote like device.
heat vision that only works on lava.

carry around lava rocks

the ability to look through other superheroes eyes and see what your missing

u can work for evil and have counter plans for their attempts to thwart you

 

[ddon]

The ability to make a statues eyes follow random people.

 

[FetaFrosch]

The ability to eat yourself completly

 

[Vyper1X]

The power to read the minds of potatoes, o yeah

 

[bladester1]

I know people say that Aquaman's powers are lame, I tend to agree; however, the planet is 75% water, 25% land mass...

 

[Jiggabyte]

Resistance to anaesthetic.
Some guy in my English class had minor operation yesterday, but the anaesthetic didn't take effect, even after two or three painful injections. So they had to stop halfway through and reschedule. My teacher's response was "maybe you're a superhero!" We noted that it's possibly the most unbeneficial power ever, even against Painkiller Man.

 

[Jiggabyte]

The ability to breath oxygen.
Useless anywhere but Earth.

Actually wouldn't that mean you could breathe pure O2? Either you can survive underwater, etc., or you'll die in anything but pure O2... hm...

 

[kiwi_poo]

the ability to spontaneously stop existing.

 

[The Ultimate 2]

The ability to claim you can melt, but you can't and instead act like a whiny chicken who is only good for getting Doughnuts.(Meltman I'm looking at you.)

 

[thegamermn]

The ability to turn into a tree around fire.

 

[Danik93]

Meltman!
With the power to........MELT!

I am likely the only one who got that reference here.

then we are 2

 

[Josho18]

The ability to Lick your elbow.

 

[Josho18]

The ability to spontaneously Combust, okey you could give a guy burns, and make a pretty cool party trick, but you'd die so, Yeah useless.

 

[YawehG]

The ability to communicate with corn. That's right corn. The plant.

Useful if your an organic farmer, your corn could tell you what it needed to grow better.

The ability to change the color of your armpit hair

I don't know how neon blue armpits would help you really...

I think you win. This is even more useless my my "make fingers slightly longer" one.

 

[LostFable]

the ability to tell the difference between normal butter and can't believe it's not butter!

 

[EboMan7x]

No, just freeze ALL time. Including yourself.

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

The ability to forget whats happening. Or the ability to teleport infront of bullets but nowhere else

But you just carry bullets around, and when you want to teleport you throw one in front of you.

Most seemingly useless super powers can be cool if used right.

Ah, True, True...it would really suck if u cant throw then...

 

[DanDeFool]

The ability to argue convincingly on internet forums.

but you would always win

Sir, if you truly believe that, you need to spend more time on Internet forums. Specifically, those frequented by right-wing Republicans, fundamentalist Christians, and other angry, tightly-wound, and mildly insane white people.

 

[Deadpewl]

The ability to absorb others powers... when there is nobody else in the world with powers.
The ability to spit in six different colors.