Most Useless Superpower

[SD-Fiend]

I'm going to go with Squirrel Girl [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl].

Yeah.

Squirrel-like abilities
Superhuman agility and strength
Prehensile tail
Enhanced smell, vision and reflexes
Retractable knuckle spikes
Ability to communicate with squirrels

those powers suck?

and besides she always wins no matter what

hey how would you feel if a bunch of squirrels jumped into your face and started GNAWING ON YOU EYES.

Okay, maybe not the strength but come on? Talking to Squirrels? That's a pretty crappy power.

not if you use it right...

Unless you're fighting 'Nut Man' I can't see how you could use it right.

 

[The Lugz]

The ability to walk on clouds.

Niiiiimbus!

that's way too cool to be useless, sorry.

i'd have to go with the ability to make it rain fire on the sun, yah that'd be pretty useless.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

I always thought invisibility would be pretty useless. Sure, it has its applications, but you have to be naked while you do it (so being in the cold would suck, can't go anywhere dangerous), you can't carry anything (it would make you stand-out), and you still don't have super strength or anything so good luck actually stopping a bad guy. Its basically only good for sneaking or spying.

 

[TheTim]

The power to freeze time, but you are also incapable of moving during the time in which the freezing of time is taking place.