Most WTF gift you got this year

[joystickjunki3]

No joke, ShamWOW!
WTFuck?!?

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

I got a laptop case for the laptop that I do not currently have.
Also, even if I did have my laptop with me, I haven't moved it since early this year, April, to be precise.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

A PS3 game. I don't have a PS3, all I have is an Xbox 360 that lurks in the corner of my closet eating small children.

 

[a7r0p05]

I asked for Fallout 3 for the Xbox 360, and got Big Beach Sports for the Wii.
WTF!?

Easy mistake, they have the same cover...

 

[ZombieFace]

.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

nice lol.


I got guitar hero boxers... My parents know i hate guitar hero -__-

 

[Omnidum]

A ginormous candy cane. It didn't taste like peppermint, either.

 

[lukemcandrew]

an Xbox 360 that lurks in the corner of my closet eating small children.

You've got small children in your closet?! :O

 

[Vivaldi]

No joke, ShamWOW!
WTFuck?!?

Wait, wait its a shammy AND a towel?

I dont know maybe the Under Armour? I dont even play convential sports (I dont count swimming as convential).

I mean honestly, I wont ever use it.

 

[Lucifer_Airlines]

I got a 5lb. jar of Peanut Butter. Not so bad considering the stuff lasts forever and I love peanut butter, but... seriously? A 5 lb. Jar?

 

[joystickjunki3]

No joke, ShamWOW!
WTFuck?!?

Wait, wait its a shammy AND a towel?

I dont know maybe the Under Armour? I dont even play convential sports (I dont count swimming as convential).

I mean honestly, I wont ever use it.

Yes, it is. And for anyone too lazy to look it up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8
It's pretty gnarly.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

an Xbox 360 that lurks in the corner of my closet eating small children.

You've got small children in your closet?! :O

Yeah some damn children keep trying to sneak into my closet to steal my lucky charms, and my Xbox eats them. What? does that only happen to me?

 

[lukemcandrew]

an Xbox 360 that lurks in the corner of my closet eating small children.

You've got small children in your closet?! :O

Yeah some damn children keep trying to sneak into my closet to steal my lucky charms, and my Xbox eats them. What? does that only happen to me?

Oh thats original, I havent heard the 'lucky charms' joke from about 40 other yanks. Not.

 

[klc0100]

Bed sheets. Why bedsheets?

 

[cthulhu257]

Axe body spray. From my grandmother. I wonder what the cashier was thinking when she bought it.

 

[Good morning blues]

A pair of tiger-paw slippers.

They are so awesome I don't even know how to express it. I'm just going to move into my new apartment and wear them and a robe until all of my roommates are back from the break.

 

[Crowghast]

Ooh, good one Cthulhu, I once received BOD man-fragrance from my aunt.

 

[Jamanticus]

Yeah some damn children keep trying to sneak into my closet to steal my lucky charms, and my Xbox eats them. What? does that only happen to me?

Oh thats original, I havent heard the 'lucky charms' joke from about 40 other yanks. Not.

At least it's better than a joke about the awesomeness of Branston Pickle, or Guinness, or some such thing...

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Oh thats original, I havent heard the 'lucky charms' joke from about 40 other yanks. Not.

You didn't have to add "not" to the end of your post I think we all got the sarcasm there. Btw the link for the guitar you're getting doesn't work, does it have the floyd rose system?

 

[gregatron08]

Yes, it is. And for anyone too lazy to look it up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8
It's pretty gnarly.

WOW!

 

[blackriderrom]

Toothpaste for St. Nicks.
Damn it, do people really get less imaginative? (Well, it is actually imaginative - in a bad way.)