Most WTF gift you got this year

[Tonimata]

I so need to see that gun attempting such a feat. It would be like trying to evacuate a dropping too massive for the whole.
God, I'm so disturbed...

 

[Rusty Bucket]

My sisters bought me a square foot of land in a Scottish castle. I am now legally titled 'Laird'. Best present ever.

 

[lukemcandrew]

Guess your right lol. That's odd. Yep it does, faaantastic guitar. Beats my old BC Rich Warlock Bronze Edition any day

That's a pretty nice guitar, if I played heavy I would get something like that but I don't. I got with a bit lighter, a Dean but still, that Jackson is quite nice.

Deans are damn nice too, personally, i've always had a thing for the Razorback

 

[Asymptote Angel]

It wasn't this year, but last year, my dad filled my gas tank. That was his present. It cost around $50.

Hey, I didn't complain. It was great and totally unexpected.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I got Listerine... It came with a full kit. I think my mom wants me to find a girlfriend...

 

[TheDoctorsCompanion.]

I got a whoopee cushion, I don't like practical jokes, and I'm very bad at pulling them off myself...and i got A WHOOPEE CUSHION!!! Oh, well i look foward to using it when all of my annoying cousins arrive.

 

[lukemcandrew]

BC Rich Warlock *Pricks Ears* as in Mick Thompson's old signature?

Yup, but a cheaper version of it lol

 

[Zombie_King]

Axe body spray. From my grandmother. I wonder what the cashier was thinking when she bought it.

I got a huge box of various Axe products from my sis. Kind of odd, seeing as I don't use it.

No joke, ShamWOW!
WTFuck?!?

Are you kidding me? With ShamWOW, you'll be saying 'wow' every time! Yes, I am enjoying my paycheck.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

I got a Chia Pet. yeaaaaaaaah.

 

[Anarchemitis]

A booklet of Lifesavers candy. Admittedly it's the only candy I got this year, but I care not.
Tis' the season of Giving, not eating sweeties.

 

[DigitalSushi]

shoe pollish.

fucking shoe pollish!

I believe we have a winner.
double burn if all you own are white trainers and suade boots.

My nan got me the Girls Aloud album, she either had me confused with my neice or she thinks i like it rough from men with hairy bums.

 

[DigitalSushi]

My parents bought me a leopard print thong. And yes I'm a bloke. What. The. Fuck.

you got a thong? and I got the girls aloud album?

so urmm, what are you doing later? wanna meet?

 

[DigitalSushi]

Axe body spray. From my grandmother. I wonder what the cashier was thinking when she bought it.

classic grandmother present, body spray and if you've been a real good boy, you might even get old spice off your aunt.

 

[Rockster218]

Either Hair Gel (my hair goes past my shoulders) or a fibre optic lamp type thing

 

[Mark067]

I got a magnet from my dad's partner that says "PORN! It's cheaper than DATING!"

That was pretty wtf.

 

[MikeHax]

a used cell phone that I didn't really need

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

One of my aunt's presents was a giant stress ball that was a built in calculator. Seriously WTF?

 

[Reversed Insanity]

It'd have to be the USB mini hoover I got. Not only does it not suck anything up but it also makes way too much noise. Then again i did buy my brother a toilet seat and my dad a stick of lard with a sticker over it saying anti belly cream. Karma is clearly after me.

 

[Fruhstuck]

BC Rich Warlock *Pricks Ears* as in Mick Thompson's old signature?

Yup, but a cheaper version of it lol

Still, for that my friend, you gain points lol

 

[Ago Iterum]

shoe pollish.

fucking shoe pollish!

Hahaa!!

an Xbox 360 that lurks in the corner of my closet eating small children.

You've got small children in your closet?! :O

Yeah some damn children keep trying to sneak into my closet to steal my lucky charms, and my Xbox eats them. What? does that only happen to me?

Oh thats original, I havent heard the 'lucky charms' joke from about 40 other yanks. Not.

Ohohoh! A 'not' joke! Brilliant! A comedic visionary! Are you 10?

A Neon @ sign which runs off my USB. Kind of cool but... Why? I mean, who in history has ever said, "Hmmm, I could really use a Neon @ sign right about now..."?

You don't remember your '10 reasons I could use a neon @ sign right about now' thread?

Wait, that wasn't you!?

I want one

Wow, I'm trying to think of any uneccesary presents... But not one wasn't needed!
Pretty lucky.