Most WTF gift you got this year

[Graustein]

I got a light-up sword attachment for my Wiimote, complete with different hilt guards (scimitar, rapier and bayonet) for personalisation!
Only problem is... it blocks the Wiimote signal. The only game I have that I could play it with is Brawl.
It's pretty cool, but impractical.

 

[j1-2themax]

Um... the 9-or-so piece razor set or the 5-piece nail-grooming set? Decisions, decisions.

 

[Arleer157]

A 4' x 4' Piece of black satin cloth.

I still have no idea what to do with it.

I think I win. x.o

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

My parents bought me a leopard print thong. And yes I'm a bloke. What. The. Fuck.

you got a thong? and I got the girls aloud album?

so urmm, what are you doing later? wanna meet?

We should definitely meet up and do some hetero-sexual activities. Football perhaps? I'll purchase some oils on my way to relax you after the game.

 

[Minjoltr]

I got a motorised guinea pig. It's got LEDs for eyes and wheels. I'm not sure if I want to turn it on or send it packing.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

My sister got me Playstation 2 and Mario boxers. The weird part was they came in little tins so I had no idea what was in them until I opened it.

 

[Bleak777]

.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

Looks like it's time for an upgrade...

 

[Bleak777]

One of my aunt's presents was a giant stress ball that was a built in calculator. Seriously WTF?

A built-in calculator? That kinda negates the stress-reducing factor, doesn't it?

 

[Enigmers]

A friend of mine gave me a giant box, which i unwrapped, and that had a box inside, and some marbles. Unwrapped that box, I got a box that said "No gift for you, sucker" (on the back of the very most inside box, he taped a card with Microsoft Points)

 

[Alpha001]

A Twilight T Shirt and Team Edward Button

Im a guy...

 

[Bleak777]

A 4' x 4' Piece of black satin cloth.

I still have no idea what to do with it.

I think I win. x.o

I guess your mum got tired of washing your bedsheets...

 

[Connor Lonske]

my gift did not give me a wtf moment,but it was my xbox.it got 4 quadrents that were red,and i when "WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,Fucking ms!!!!!"then i found out that it ment it was not conected to my tv corectly.haha,that was fun

 

[Samurai Goomba]

LEGO pen. I should mention I'm 19 (still like LEGOs, but this is a LEGO pen, not actual legos.) So... It's a pen... With a lego Yoda in it. Yeah.

Also, I got Independence Day. Uh huh.

 

[chronobreak]

Although this stole thunder from my thread where I asked if anyone got weird gifts, I will say I got a pink shirt. Don't, uh, know what to do with it.

 

[Zeromaxx]

A box of 60 (yes, 60) condoms from my parents...when I looked at them and said WTF!? they simply said "They were on sale." I'm not using them...

 

[Mstrswrd]

A pair of ornamental chopsticks. I have no idea why I got these.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

One of my aunt's presents was a giant stress ball that was a built in calculator. Seriously WTF?

A built-in calculator? That kinda negates the stress-reducing factor, doesn't it?

Yeah pretty much, I mean the thing is rubber still but that is about it.

 

[Aries_Split]

A 4' x 4' Piece of black satin cloth.

I still have no idea what to do with it.

I think I win. x.o

I guess your mum got tired of washing your bedsheets...

Satin is so soft...You'll find some use for it.

 

[GenHellspawn]

My roommate's gift almost made me lose faith in his intelligence. At first, it looked like he had bought me the award-winning master piece Hannah Montana's Best of Both Worlds, only to open it and find what I really wanted (Juno Reactor Live in Tokyo) covered with broken shards of filth the former DVD.