Most WTF gift you got this year

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the monopoly guy

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Woe Is You said:
My relatives always give me these joke presents that are more or less hinting towards things they think I should be doing.

This year befuzzles me, though. Buzz Lightyear bedsheets? To quote Ryan Scott: "What the hell?"
..wet the bed?
 

Clairaudient

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mgt25 said:
shoe pollish.

fucking shoe pollish!
This made me laugh out loud. No idea why. Sorry.


joystickjunki3 said:
No joke, ShamWOW!
WTFuck?!?
Oh Shamwow, it has Sham built into the name. On the commercial the camera does a clear edited cut from right before he's about to "soak the soda out" of a carpet and it's magically replaced with an already dry carpet. Let me know if it actually works.
 

sneakypenguin

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HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus said:
.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.
Ha you should try having a glock 32 (.357 sig caliber.) ( which is the auto version of .357 magnum.( its shorter than the mag. basicly a 9mm with a .40 cal casing) nifty little bullet. I await the influx of .357 magnum instead of .357 sig ugh.
 

Convenient_Label

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Well, it would be WTF if I didn't know exatly what to do with it...

28 feet of soft-finished purple hemp rope. Did I mention my girlfriend is made of awesome and win?
 

Untamed Waters

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I haven't read the thread, but I think I got you all beat/

I got a brick.

Seriously. Literally, a brick. Like what you put outside, or some of what your houses' are made out of.
 

gregatron08

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Oh i forgot my most random present, WTF purely cos it wasnt expected from the people i got it from my parents, my mom is kinda... she doesnt really approve of swearing, frowns down on any hint that i may have gone past kissing a girl on the cheek and is kinda uppity in that kinda sense (Im 23 on a side note)

I got a button badge that said "F_CK... All thats missing is U!" i laughed and was like "i'll be honest i wouldnt have expected something like that from you!" she responded with "well i thought it was kind of bitter and insulting and very you...."

my response "..... you dont really understand whats it's saying do you?"
 

nekolux

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I got the entire house to myself for 3 hours... I ordered pizza and played l4d lol. I think my parents were expecting me to get some friends over for some social interaction, it's apparently what most humans do. Are there any humans here to confirm that hypothesis? or are we all robots?
 

gregatron08

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nekolux said:
I got the entire house to myself for 3 hours... I ordered pizza and played l4d lol. I think my parents were expecting me to get some friends over for some social interaction, it's apparently what most humans do. Are there any humans here to confirm that hypothesis? or are we all robots?
social interaction............. bzzzzt does not compute
 

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gregatron08 said:
nekolux said:
I got the entire house to myself for 3 hours... I ordered pizza and played l4d lol. I think my parents were expecting me to get some friends over for some social interaction, it's apparently what most humans do. Are there any humans here to confirm that hypothesis? or are we all robots?
social interaction............. bzzzzt does not compute
beep...processing...can not comply..internal failure...self destruct in 3 2 1
 

talon92

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My 14 year old brother bought me two R-rated DVDs from Target.

WTF was the checkout guy thinking?