Most WTF gift you got this year

[Beetlejooce]

a broom. But not any broom, a broom with green broom-hair

[http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/snakicide/?action=view&current=menmabroom.jpg]

^ Me with ma broom

 

[Gherkins]

I got "Squirt Wee Boy".

It's an action figure of a boy who, when you pull down his shorts, he pisses.

Also, a USB lamp. I guess the logic in that was, He likes computers = OMGOMGOMG HE NEEDS A LAMP!

 

[nikomas1]

This stupid Chief-in-a-box. This badge will haunt my profile forever! O escapist, what did I do to deserve this? I'm as ANTI-CHIEF as one can get! T_T

Like the halo - Hate the chief.
I Think OSDT will be a good game, since the chief is gone!

Lol-funny you chose it as one of your four to display.

You have to face you problems head on! Or in my case, stare into the eye... helmet of hate itself.

 

[Sky God]

A pack of extra safe condoms

I'm 14, what the fuck does my mum think I get up to at parties? O_O

Buuuuulllllshiiiiiiiitttttt

Ok no mom in their right minds get their kids condoms when they're 14. It's one thing having the thief pick your pocket. It's another waving your wallet at the thief asking him to take it.
They know perfectly well that if you wanna have sex you can pick up your own condoms eeaaaassiiiilyyyy

lol she actually did, but i think it was a gag gift cuz she knows im not getting any

 

[Gherkins]

A pack of extra safe condoms

I'm 14, what the fuck does my mum think I get up to at parties? O_O

Buuuuulllllshiiiiiiiitttttt

Ok no mom in their right minds get their kids condoms when they're 14. It's one thing having the thief pick your pocket. It's another waving your wallet at the thief asking him to take it.
They know perfectly well that if you wanna have sex you can pick up your own condoms eeaaaassiiiilyyyy

lol she actually did, but i think it was a gag gift cuz she knows im not getting any

Wow, that's nice

 

[sky14kemea]

a stuffed toy of a thing called Domo-Kun

if the image doesnt work, then its this brown japanese thing, i call it the biscuit man XD

LOL you have an anime avatar and don't know domo-kun? Did you go to Target this Christmas?

its not my fault XD i dont explore out of my comfort zone very often

 

[The_Chief]

I got "Squirt Wee Boy".

It's an action figure of a boy who, when you pull down his shorts, he pisses.

Also, a USB lamp. I guess the logic in that was, He likes computers = OMGOMGOMG HE NEEDS A LAMP!

I GOT THAT SWEET THAT SAME SQUIRTY THING LAST YEAR ITS SO AMAZING

 

[bloodnconcrete]

well it wasnt a gift, but it was enchiladas for x-mas dinner

 

[Zallest]

.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

nice lol.


I got guitar hero boxers... My parents know i hate guitar hero -__-

I got Guitar hero PJ bottems, i wear them when i play rock band and giggle the entire time.


I got a bunch of bargain bin games from my aunt that knows nothing about video games... they are all for the original Xbox and i will never play them, i know its the thought that counts but really some of these games I've never heard of or looked at them once when they first came out and went "Wow, why would i ever want to play that"

 

[Speccr]

I got some weird game for the Wii.. I have a Xbox 360 and the Wii game looked like it was for 7 year-olds

 

[Alvandera]

I asked for Fallout 3 for the Xbox 360, and got Big Beach Sports for the Wii.
WTF!?

That's horrible. >___>.... Seriously. Wtf.

 

[Marv21]

A big can of Jelly beans....I don't even like Jelly beans

 

[LukeUK90]

I got a Mr. Potato head star wars deelie called "Luke Frywalker".
Just what every Uni student needs.

 

[Mr. Moose]

'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer.

Okay, seeing as I love reading, it's fair enough.
But seeing as I'd ranted to my mum about how I'd borrowed that book from the library and absolutely hated it only a few months ago and then reminded her the other day that the movie was out and all the little fangirls were making me almost suicidal... I fail to see why she bought it me.

Everyone needs toilet paper.

I wouldn't even wipe my arse with it. Hopefully she'll take it back and give me money for something that doesn't suck.

Burn it
and tape it
Put on youtube
and spam the link on Twilight fansites

 

[Drayken12]

A gallon of laundry detergent. no joke.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

My family and I did a "white elephant" gift exchange, and I ended up with a Hannah Montana wig.

 

[NonMagicPoet]

I got one of those golden Japanese lucky cats that waves from my friend Kevin.

 

[NonMagicPoet]

'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer.

Okay, seeing as I love reading, it's fair enough.
But seeing as I'd ranted to my mum about how I'd borrowed that book from the library and absolutely hated it only a few months ago and then reminded her the other day that the movie was out and all the little fangirls were making me almost suicidal... I fail to see why she bought it me.

Everyone needs toilet paper.

I wouldn't even wipe my arse with it. Hopefully she'll take it back and give me money for something that doesn't suck.

Burn it
and tape it
Put on youtube
and spam the link on Twilight fansites

That would be absolutely epic, I've wanted to do that for quite a while now, but no one in their right mind would ever get me one because they know of my crazy hatred of it.

 

[742]

i got socks. from santa. for those of you who dont celebrate christmas, santa gives coal to bad girls and boys, and socks to murderers of all ages. i find this very confusing because i havent killed anybody that i can remember, and im absolutely sure i havent killed anyone in the past year, which i can only take to mean that santa desires service of me. but i dont have a specific target... you see where this is going. seven fucking billion people. without getting caught.

 

[UJUSTGOTWACKED]

The tipical socks

they ich