Movie one liners
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Live Free or Die Hard:
Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
Simpson Movie:
Ever try going mad without power? It's boring, noone listens.
Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
Simpson Movie:
Ever try going mad without power? It's boring, noone listens.
Demolition Man. Lol. Some highlights:
"You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it."
"We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!"
-"What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten?"
-"I don't know... thanks?"
"You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it."
"We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!"
-"What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten?"
-"I don't know... thanks?"
"What doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger" - The Joker from The Dark Knight. Classic moment.
That was Murtagh's (Danny Glovers)line in Lethal Weapon 2.Lord Thodin said:
My fave line was Ash in Army of Darkness.
"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me? Blow."
Oops just remembered my other favorite line from a film.
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Roddy Piper "John Carpenters They Live"
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Roddy Piper "John Carpenters They Live"
All this.madcap2112 said:
Really, a good portion of Bruce Campbell's lines from Army of darkness are like that. It's awesome.
The Boondock Saints:
"We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
"Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!"
"Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that"
"Symbology? Now that Duffy has relinquished his "King Bonehead" crown, I see we have an heir to the throne! I'm sure the word you were looking for was "symbolism." What is the ssss-himbolism there?"
"I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!"
"We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
"Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!"
"Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that"
"Symbology? Now that Duffy has relinquished his "King Bonehead" crown, I see we have an heir to the throne! I'm sure the word you were looking for was "symbolism." What is the ssss-himbolism there?"
"I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!"
"Greenly, onion bagel...cream cheese."Scrythe said:
"I'll catch you on the flip side."
"Make like a tree, and get the fuck out."
Great movie
"Welcome to Earth."
"Think they have any idea what's about to happen to them?"
"Not a chance in hell. Goodnight!"
Followed shortly thereafter by "PEACE!" and a nuke being fired through the alien's window.
"Think they have any idea what's about to happen to them?"
"Not a chance in hell. Goodnight!"
Followed shortly thereafter by "PEACE!" and a nuke being fired through the alien's window.
Blood Diamonds
"I liked to be kissed before i get F***ed"
Lucky Number Slevin
"There's someone out to kill you"
"Really? Do you know who?"
"Yeah... Me -shoots the other guy-"
The Hangover (There's alot of them but i'll only name a few)
"Dude... Your literally to stupid to insult"
"Thank you"
"Why do they call them Roofies? You don't hit the roof... they should call them
Flories" (now i know thats not right but it is close"
"Dude, she has my grandmothers Holocaust ring!"
"I didn't know they handed out rings at the holocaust?!" (i may be missing a part of this one)
There's many more but i can't think of any other ones.
"I liked to be kissed before i get F***ed"
Lucky Number Slevin
"There's someone out to kill you"
"Really? Do you know who?"
"Yeah... Me -shoots the other guy-"
The Hangover (There's alot of them but i'll only name a few)
"Dude... Your literally to stupid to insult"
"Thank you"
"Why do they call them Roofies? You don't hit the roof... they should call them
Flories" (now i know thats not right but it is close"
"Dude, she has my grandmothers Holocaust ring!"
"I didn't know they handed out rings at the holocaust?!" (i may be missing a part of this one)
There's many more but i can't think of any other ones.
