Movie one liners

[Dominar]

There is an entire poster dedicated to these but I might as well add mine..

"Is id dead..?" - Rocco Della Rocca "Boondock Saints"

"You are shooting at your imginary friend in front of 16 hundred gallons of NITROGLYCERN!" - Brad Pitt "Fight Club"

 

[spinner89]

you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? Eastwood

There is no spoon Keanu Reeves

 

[XJ-0461]

John McClane: "Yippee Ki Yay, ************."

 

[LilGherkin]

Not really a movie, but it's one liner worthy.

Horatio Cane: Looks like our victim won't be doing (occupation/location related task) these two can be flipped around (death related pun) YEAH!

Example: "Looks like our victim came down here to drink mohitos and catch some sun, but it looks like something caught her" YEAH!

 

[fudgebo]

Thats not a moustache...THIS IS A MOUSTACHE, and dennis the bounty hunter instantly grows a tasch the village people would be envious. Spongebob movie.

 

[Naterstein]

"I'ma lead farmer mutherfucker!"

"I don't know what its called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a man's life"

"Check it out! I am the ultimate bad-ass! State of the bad-ass art! You do not want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you! Check it out. Independently targeting particle-beam phallanx. WHAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs. We got sonic, electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knifes, sharp sticks!"

 

[EvilMuffin094]

"Thats a pretty fucking good milkshake"-Vincent from Pulp Fiction

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

"there's always room for jello!"
"my name is jason bourne."
"come with me if you want to live"
etc...

 

[farmerboy219]

"...how am i funny?" - goodfella's

 

[TheBlackKnight]

I have a bad feeling about this

 

[Xaositect]

"'Have you paid your due's Jack?' Yessir, the cheque is in the mail."

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"

 

[teutonicman]

"Ice to see you"
-Batman and Robin

 

[Dangerous Steve]

"Wait! We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

 

[Erja_Perttu]

"Where's my elephant!" - Warrior King

"Shut up witch."
"I'm not a witch, I'm you're wife!" - Miracle Max and Valerie, Princess Bride.

"Can you tell me where I can find the nuclear wessels? Nu-cle-ar We-ssels." - Chekov, Star Trek VI.

 

[titanium turtle]

Happy Gillmore

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast!!??"
(I know it's a 2 liner but I couldn't resist)

 

[Turtleboy1017]

What, do you have `Cold` feet?
Batman and Robin

Arnold has so many awesome one liners.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

"'Have you paid your due's Jack?' Yessir, the cheque is in the mail."

its all in the reflexes