We've all been there. You're watching a movie and your keeping your fingers crossed for the annoying whiny protagonist to get killed and then the credits start rolling. I want to know what characters you felt like this toward.
Movie protagonists you wanted to get killed but didn't
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The whole cast of Twilight.
Every character Dakota Fanning portrayed, except the girl from Taken.
Every character Dakota Fanning portrayed, except the girl from Taken.
And not really from a movie, but I found the entire cast of the George Lopez show unlikeable.Argentavis said:
I was over at a friend's house, and his kid's were watching the movie "Are we there yet?".
Those whiny little brat children... I wanted to blurt out obscenities and backhand a nearby child (and there were children nearby, don't you fret about that!) in sympathy for the main character (unsure what his name was...).
From the fifteen or so minutes I saw of it, I can guarantee that the children involved would have died several times throughout the movie were I the main character.
Comedy? Try horror movie for aspiring parents.
Those whiny little brat children... I wanted to blurt out obscenities and backhand a nearby child (and there were children nearby, don't you fret about that!) in sympathy for the main character (unsure what his name was...).
From the fifteen or so minutes I saw of it, I can guarantee that the children involved would have died several times throughout the movie were I the main character.
Comedy? Try horror movie for aspiring parents.
John Conner in Terminator Salvation.
Seriously, if you're going to start a new take on the series, what better way is there than to kill off the main character, who really doesn't do that much to begin with.
In fact, the original ending (Not the actual one, so no spoiler tag) ended with John Conner's death and the human/terminator from the trailer (Can't remember his name) ends up becoming John Conner, leading the resistance against the machines much better than he did.
Seriously, if you're going to start a new take on the series, what better way is there than to kill off the main character, who really doesn't do that much to begin with.
In fact, the original ending (Not the actual one, so no spoiler tag) ended with John Conner's death and the human/terminator from the trailer (Can't remember his name) ends up becoming John Conner, leading the resistance against the machines much better than he did.
Any movie where the heroes are humans and therefore unquestionably the good guys and the aliens are automatically the bad guys. So therefore we can justify genociding the fleeing alien people while the heroic music plays.....yes I am talking about the entire cast of Starship Troopers.
Also while I'm on the subject... if the whole cast of Starship Troopers 2 died in the first ten minutes, then I would be happy as that shitstorm of a picture would have actually existed as it would have NO CAST.
Also while I'm on the subject... if the whole cast of Starship Troopers 2 died in the first ten minutes, then I would be happy as that shitstorm of a picture would have actually existed as it would have NO CAST.
I would have to say either Angela, Creed, or Toby; all of which are characters from the office, which is a great show.
Also, it annoys me when the first "bad guy" in a film, book, video game, and/or movie becomes an ally in the second half/ sequel. For example: Ron Kota from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Barbosa from the pirates of the dying franchise film series, Varimathras from Warcraft 3 and WoW, and i guess the kiingdom of the crystal skull, which sucked what was left of harrison ford's dick after he had been raped by steven spielberg and lucas (yes, that was a south park refference.) i mean seriously, the guy IS SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE that you know hes lying for half the fucking film, and then tells the truth. SO FUCKING OBVIOUS. god, this is a great subject! if i could poll it, id give it a six. or, in the words of shmoopy,
"on a scale from one to dangerous, dangerous being unsafe and not very dangerous being dangerous, how would you rate this?"
"about a seven."
Also, it annoys me when the first "bad guy" in a film, book, video game, and/or movie becomes an ally in the second half/ sequel. For example: Ron Kota from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Barbosa from the pirates of the dying franchise film series, Varimathras from Warcraft 3 and WoW, and i guess the kiingdom of the crystal skull, which sucked what was left of harrison ford's dick after he had been raped by steven spielberg and lucas (yes, that was a south park refference.) i mean seriously, the guy IS SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE that you know hes lying for half the fucking film, and then tells the truth. SO FUCKING OBVIOUS. god, this is a great subject! if i could poll it, id give it a six. or, in the words of shmoopy,
"on a scale from one to dangerous, dangerous being unsafe and not very dangerous being dangerous, how would you rate this?"
"about a seven."
Don't blaspheme.Ultrajoe said:
I saw Angels & Demons last night. Pretty much everyone dies, but I didn't want it that way because every line was solid gold. Most hilarious film I've ever seen. The dialogue was absolutely horrendous. Fuck you Dan Brown. And what are you thinking Tom Hanks?
And does Stephenie Meyers count?