Movie protagonists you wanted to get killed but didn't

[yuki on high]

Roxas from Kingdom Hearts
Sooo......god....damn....annoying!!!

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

The little girl in aliens
ben affleck in armaggeddon
Little boy in gladiator
Anyone who ever had anything to do with twilight
Elijah Wood in all his films
the little kids in snakes on a plane
the kids in jurrasic park
The main guy in letters from iwo jima
there are many more, but i grow tired of naming them

 

[Agent Larkin]

James Bond in On her Majestys secret service

 

[Yudas]

Tobey Ma f*cking guire

 

[DrunkenKitty]

Pretty much all characters in all the Hollywood schlock, but particularly characters played my Tom Cruise and Hugh Grant.

 

[-Misanthropic-]

God fucking dammit, Luke Skywalker... I hated him so much.

 

[Avaholic03]

any character played by nicolas cage..

I liked him in "Lord of War". But that's about it.

Vin Diesel in any Vin Diesel-produced film, for the lulz. Not to mention he's a talentless block of fail.

Absolutely. The way he growls every line...makes me want to vomit. To his credit, it is amazing how they taught a shaved ape how to speak in the first place.

And, so I'm adding something here, I'll say every hobbit from LOTR series. See Randall's rant from Clerks 2 for how I feel about LOTR.

 

[sky14kemea]

any character played by nicolas cage..

I liked him in "Lord of War". But that's about it.

havent seen it... damn i cant make a comeback XD

 

[OneHP]

The whole cast of Twilight.
Every character Dakota Fanning portrayed, except the girl from Taken.

Dakota Fanning isn't in Taken.

Any movie involving Richard Gere

I know exactly what you mean. Watching The Jackal, the whole way through I was like "Kill him Bruce, Kill Him!!!"

Any movie where the heroes are humans and therefore unquestionably the good guys and the aliens are automatically the bad guys. So therefore we can justify genociding the fleeing alien people while the heroic music plays.....yes I am talking about the entire cast of Starship Troopers.

That entire movie is satire based on the premise you just stated, come on man.

 

[demmalition1]

Jar Jar!
Gambit in "Origins"
The girl from "Taken"

For the above user who said the girl in "Aliens", see Alien 3.

 

[TheSentinel]

On the reverse of this topic, I wanted Yuri to live in "Werewolf." His ever-changing hair and poor grasp of the English language was the best part of that shitty movie.

 

[gigastrike]

Lando Calrissian. Not because I don't like him, but because it kinda makes sense for him to make a sacrifice of some sort.

 

[Delta 088]

- The entire Twilight cast
- Every Star Wars character only mentioned in the prequels (that didn't meet their end.)

Not a movie, but Saul Tigh in the Re-imagined Battlestar Galacica.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Everyone who ever played in Enchanted. 'Cept Timothy Spall.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Austin Powers

It was funny for the first five minutes, but then, nah.