Movies/games you won't admit happened (AKA there's only one Matrix movie)

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AlchemistMayCry

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The Force Unleashed, Holiday Special, and prequel trilogy do not exist. As well, any books besides X-Wing, I, Jedi, the Thrawn Trilogy/Hand of Thrawn Duology do not exist (fuck you NJO. You killed my interest in Star Wars books).

Devil May Cry 2 does not exist. And to some fans, neither does the anime (for me the anime exists, because it's pretty darn good in it's own right).

Spider-Man 3. Topher Grace as Venom? Nope. Peter Parker being emo? Fuck no. Etc.

Yugioh GX and 5Ds. Card games will not be played on motorbikes nor in an academy specifically for learning how to play a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME.

Tom and Jerry did not get a movie. They did not talk, sing, nor engage in mortal combat with a depraved pet kidnapper and a money grubbing aunt and her butler.

Windows Vista does not exist. There is only Windows 7 or XP. Same for Windows ME.

That's all I got.
 

mafyapenguin94

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You know there was a rumor running around that Will Smith was going to act in a superhero movie. Apparently though they only shot the first half of it. I've seen it. It was pretty good. Wish they would have finished it though, it could have ended up a half-decent movie...
 

Crystal Cuckoo

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It was probably a good thing Infinity Ward didn't make a sequel to Modern Warfare, because it might've seemed like a mighty cheap cash in, with a contrived plot and imbalanced-as-fuck multiplayer.

It might've also lacked dedicated servers, but we all know Infinity Ward care about the PC fanbase and wouldn't screw us over like that. I feel silly just thinking they would do that, I mean, even they would know that it would be a really, REALLY dickish thing to do!
 

Scythax

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Highlander...there can only be ONE.

Star wars 1, 2, and 3.

Eragon. FUCKING. ERAGON.
 

Vern

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I'm really glad id decided to stop after two official Doom games. Although the official episode Thy Flesh Consumed included in Ultimate Doom, and the official addon Final Doom were great as well. I'm sure glad that was the Final Doom.
 

Xvito

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Kingdom Hearts is the only game that Disney and Square- ever collaborated on.

The. Only. Game.
 

NewGeekPhilosopher

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Death and Rebirth never happened - there is only the TV Series and End of Evangelion!

Weekend at Bernies 2 never happened!

The Tau were and will always remain a glimmer of hope in what was in the 2000s a crapsack 41st Millenium, and it has always been the case that the Tau killed the Emperor, freed humanity from racism and tyranny - and the Cadian Troopers were finally allowed to love those Eldar women long-time. That is what happened. All other developments in the franchise were manipulations of Tzeentch.

There was only ONE season of Battlestar Galactica. And it was made in the 1970s.

Eoin Colfer's sequel to Hitchhiker's never. HAPPENED.
 

kadmos83

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Xanadu84 said:
I think I can beat everyone.

You know, the fact that they never made a movie version of Dungeons and Dragons is probably for the best.
Just imagine that someone would make two of them, that would be horrible, fortunately such a thing never happened.
 

Vortex Traveller

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There was never a Doctor Who episode involving Peter Kay as a green monster that was created in a Blue Peter Contest and absorbs people (Love and Monsters), Every other episode exsists but that one never did. (ok its a TV show not a movie but it still "never" happened.
 

Downfall89

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will1182 said:
Although I did enjoy the newer games, there are only 251 Pokemon, with the first 151 being the best. To say anything else is blasphemy.

Also, Death Note ended at episode 25. It's a shame there was nothing after that.
I agree with both of these. Blue, Red, Gold and Silver owned everything, and Deathnote.... Why.. Did they do that..
 

Aesir23

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There was no Devil May Cry 2. Never. If you dare deny that then I will hurt you.

EDIT:\\ Dammit, ninja'd by four minutes.
 

Zepren

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"Airplane 2: The sequel" never happened. Infact in the years after airplane one, holywood was being re-located so no films were made.

Chronicles of riddick never happened. Only Pitch Black exists
 

JourneyThroughHell

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What do you mean Indigo Prophecy had a weird ending. It didn't. What Purple Clan? And the Indigo in the title is just a clear mistake.
Yeeeah.
Also, there was only three Rambo movies.
Also, Counter-Strike: Condition Zero? Wth? How do you guys make that stuff up?
 

GotMalkAvian

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Wow, there's always so much hate for Indiana Jones IV... I don't get it. People can accept the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail, but throw in aliens and somehow it's just "too out there"... It's kinda like saying that the Tooth Fairy is more ridiculous than Santa Claus. (Note: I don't mean to cast aspersions on religion or belief in extraterrestrial life, since I believe in both. I do, however, find it funny that people can swallow Christian content much more easily than aliens based on actual theories about extraterrestrial visitors to ancient Earth.)

I'm also surprised that a few people have mentioned X-Men 3, but no one has mentioned Wolverine. I thought X-Men 3 was the worst of the series, until someone decided to take it as a challenge and crapped out Wolverine.

Hmm... other things... Any part of the Star Wars prequels that didn't include lightsabers or did include Gungans, Spiderman 3, the Ang Lee Hulk movie, Transformers: Rise of the Fallen, the Dark Messiah console port, any Disney movie based off classic literature or history.
 
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They only ever made 3 Indiana Jones films and only 3 Star Wars films.
In fact George Lucas only ever makes one good set of films for a franchise and NEVER goes back and tries to make more money from it after it proves popular