Movies/games you won't admit happened (AKA there's only one Matrix movie)

[Veilside]

How can you say Green Day, International Superhits should've never happened? It is ten times the album American Idiot and 21st century Breakdown is!
That was a good album -.- Now I feel depressed...

Although you're completely right about Eragon

What are you talking about? There was never an "International Superhits" album. It was only a concept idea.

Also, I found it odd that nine episodes of The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya kept repeating themselves...

Oh, wait...

I don't think I've ever heard of someone with a problem with a band's greatest hits album before lol

 

[heavyarms]

let's see:

1. there are only 3 indiana jones movies
2. there is no second michael bay transformers movie where soundwave only has 1 scene and devastator is cheated out of a fight
3. there is no g gundam or sd gundam
4. there is no ffx-2
5. there is no monster rancher evo

if i have missed/forgotten anything it is probably because i have blocked their memory from my mind due to prevention of loss of sanity or because it they were too traumatizing.

Addendum: 6. no Beast Machines
7. no Real Ghostbusters cartoon episodes that only focused on slimer
8. no Extreme G.I. Joe with characters who were obviously on steroids (remember that phase when old cartoon shows like ghostbusters and g.i. joe were getting redone and having extreme labelled on them?)

 

[E-mantheseeker]

Devil may cry 2 never heard of it it goes
Devil May Cry
Devil May Cry 3
Devil May Cry SE
Devil May Cry 4

See no such thing as 2.

What's wrong with DMC 2? I haven't tried the series out yet, but I don't want to play a game that's too flawed.

 

[ninjajoeman]

conan barbarian 2 -.-

the demoman update for that matter

What specific part of your favorite franchise have you written out of your memory?


Examples:

#1 "Hardcore" Zelda fans won't acknowledge that there was ever a cel shaded child version of Link.

Everything after Link's Awakening is dead to me. I refuse to play the other half of that "Four Swords" GBA game.

ya Link's awakening HIGH FIVE

Whatever happened to shmoopy after him and the gang got that dragon egg and got out of the cave? They should really finish that......also... did anyone hear a rumour about a terminator 3? or a third season of mighty boosh? Or for that matter that buisness where they were going to make a film called hannibal rising? Or a that new guns n f***ing roses album that tosser axl was promising us for years?
One last thing I swear..... weren't they going to make a mmorpg of the warcraft series?

isn't it obvious...you know I wasn't meaning to put a quote in there but... The series ended with the episode 1bagillion or something like that

end of story move along there are no magical ogre testicals resistant to magic around here

 

[ninjajoeman]

"The Running Man" never had a movie. That was more like "Arnold Swartzneggar kills more bad guys 54: Let's go to the game show"

I am Legend never had a remake with Will Smith.

i am legend movie? HA! thats the funniest thing ive heard all day

wait remake what?!

 

[heavyarms]

let's see:

1. there are only 3 indiana jones movies
2. there is no second michael bay transformers movie where soundwave only has 1 scene and devastator is cheated out of a fight
3. there is no g gundam or sd gundam
4. there is no ffx-2
5. there is no monster rancher evo

if i have missed/forgotten anything it is probably because i have blocked their memory from my mind due to prevention of loss of sanity or because it they were too traumatizing.

Addendum: 6. no Beast Machines
7. no Real Ghostbusters cartoon episodes that only focused on slimer
8. no Extreme G.I. Joe with characters who were obviously on steroids (remember that phase when old cartoon shows like ghostbusters and g.i. joe were getting redone and having extreme labelled on them?)

almost forgot:

9. no clooney batman
10. no star trek nemesis movie
11. no star trek enterprise series

 

[Godhead]

Prequel Trilogy for Star Wars. George broke my heart those three opening days.

 

[CK76]

So many, but the big one for me has to be....

Indiana Jones ends with Last Crusade for me. Three classic adventure films with awesome main characters fighting Nazis and natives. It ended, decades ago, there was no need for more, resolution was there, trilogy complete. I even accepted Young Indy as okay aside, but that...thing Lucas came out with was so so bad and awkward and unnecessary. Even when it felt like old Indy it just highlighted how wrong and...just, no sir, no, stop it, swinging with vines with monkeys, aliens? That's my childhood you're raping, cut it out!

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

To quote a great man for what I'm guessing to be at least the 3rd time in this thread "There is only one Return and its Of the Jedi."

 

[snide_cake]

The new cartooning of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Wtf, there was never a girl turtle!!!

 

[Treefingers]

#1 "Hardcore" Zelda fans won't acknowledge that there was ever a cel shaded child version of Link.

Wrong. Wind Waker is fucking awesome. I'd happily make out with shake the hand of every incarnation of Link.

 

[fletch_talon]

A few people I've heard of have suggested Atlantis as a better subject. Funny thing is, Atlantis was presumed to be a highly advanced civilisation I'm willing to bet people would still ***** about it saying that its too "sci-fi" to be Indy or something.

No, they just didn't want to infringe on the marvelous adventure game's territory.

[img alt="Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis" src="http://histrionliterario.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/pc-indiana-jones-fate-of-atlantis.jpg" /]

Seriously, look this sucker up. It's one of the first fully voiced games, too.

I'd almost forgotten that existed, and yes I really should check it out because adventure games are the love of my life... Honestly the things I would do to an original copy of "The Secret of Monkey Island" may not be spoken of in a public forum.

Hell I'm surprised I havn't been burnt to a crisp for liking Indy 4 and the Star Wars prequels... Has everyone been taking those anger supressing drugs you always see in Sci-Fi movies?

 

[TheTim]

The "Scary Movies" are the only spoofs ever created =)

 

[Lord of Maggots]

Theres This really good movie called American Psycho... only one movie... , but most of all I'm glad Metallica retired in 1989.

 

[ninjajoeman]

Twilight is a time of day, and NOTHING ELSE.

and a game

 

[Tom Phoenix]

For me, the Harry Potter series only contains 6 books. Also, StarCraft: Insurrection and Retribution do not exist.

There was no Dragonball GT.

Agreed. DBZ was already preety bad towards the end (the later sagas showed preety clearly that Toriyama originally did not plan to make them), but GT just goes an extra mile.

Also, I would put some of the DBZ movies on the list as well.

There was no G Gundam series.

I haven`t actually watched this, but I can understand why Gundam fans would want to ignore it. A Super Robot show in a Real Robot franchise? Really?

Also, I hear a lot of Gundam fans want to ignore Gundam SEED as well.

There was no SD Gundam series.

I did not know about this until you mentioned it and, after reading about it, I honestly do not wish to know.

The 4Kids version of One Piece never existed.

Did you hear of the 4Kids version of Yu-Gi-Oh? Neither have I.

There was no other Matrix movies after the first one

Preety much. Whenever I want to watch the Matrix again, I only want to watch the first movie. The other two just came off as cheap cash-ins.

 

[TailsRodrigez]

Well, really, Link has always been "Cartoon-like" up until Ocarina of time and Majora's mask. Anyone who just bases their idea of Link off of those couldn't really be hardcore?

I love Zelda.

Wind Waker and the sequels on DS were awesome.

i never got the backlash on the appearence of link, i mean, his character design was different for every game up to that point, and the N64 ones were the same style only, it has been different for every game until the gamecube and post gamecube era.

 

[K_Dub]

Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of The New World. No. No. No.