I found one in my journey across bizarro-Earth, but it inexplicably cut off towards the end, not to mention some clearly missing scenes later in the film (after he got booby-trapped).The87Italians said:
Movies/games you won't admit happened (AKA there's only one Matrix movie)
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I'm going to have to disagree with that a little. Sonic CD on the Sega CD rocked!bloodychimp said:
There was no Dragonball GT.
There was only one Highlander movie, and that was the first one.
There was no other Resident Evil movies after the first one.
There was only one Robocop movie, and it was the first one.
There was only one Starship Troopers movie, the first one.
There was no Star Wars Holiday Special.
There was no Ghost in the Shell - Innocence
There was no G Gundam series.
There was no SD Gundam series.
The Terminator franchise ended after the second movie.
There was no fifth season of the Man Show.
There was no Godfather part 3.
The 4Kids version of One Piece never existed.
There was no other Matrix movies after the first one.
there are only
3 Indiana Jones films
3 Starwars films
2 Terminator films
2 Shrek films
and 1 Madagascar film
3 Indiana Jones films
3 Starwars films
2 Terminator films
2 Shrek films
and 1 Madagascar film
+ 1 for that, I really liked the first 2 movies that they really were the closest movies of recent years to channel the classic adventure serials like Indiana Jones did.Novskij said:Mummy 3.
All that comes to mind really.
So while we are at it:
-Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skulls
they couldn't even get the title right and it's one of those films where I admit, yeah, it could have been good... but it isn't. Spielberg isn't the same director he was 20 years ago and the script was terrible.
And it goes without saying: the Star Wars Prequel trilogy, if you want epic lol, check out this "analysis" of the first film (in 7 parts) that destroys it so completely it makes me... grr, just watch:
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And after that we will speak of the Prequel Trilogy no more.
Runners up include:
-Terminator sequels not made by Cameron
-X-men movies made by Brett Ratner (who the FUCK thought he was a good choice to direct?!??!)
-Die Hard 4 (PG-13 may ASS!!)
-Blade 3 (oh god, the fail!)
-Star Trek XI (thanks' just retcon EVERYTHING out of existence and turn Kirk into a whiny *****)
There was No ALIEN 3, It's impossible.
First of all, Ripley was supposed to make a new family with Hicks and Newt and live happily ever after, as James Cameron intended. They would make money by flying around the universe and lecturing to companies like Weyland Inc about why it is not a good idea to experiment with the Alien Xenomorphs and gather numerous public protesters.
Second of all, Alien 3 doesn't make any logical sense - How could a facehugger have gotten on the ship at the end of Aliens? Ripley destroyed all of the queen eggs on the planet before she escaped, including the Queen's reproductive shit. It doesn't make sense that a facehugger was onboard because the queen couldn't have produced one during the final fight. Her egg sacs got shot to hell with a grenade launcher.
Thirdly, if there was a facehugger on board, how would it cause the entire freakin ship to crash on a prison planet? I don't think facehuggers are very smart. If it really did cause the ship to crash by some miracle, then why did Hicks and Newt die when Ripley woke up just fine and she was sleeping next to them!? Totally Illogical. She should have at least broken a leg or something.
Therefore Alien 3 could never have happened. Besides, it was completely disrespectful to the Alien fans in the first place to kill the two main characters, Hicks and Newt, whom the fans had become close to - with such a cheap death!
Yeah, I've thought about this topic a lot over the years. The story of how FOX films screwed one of the best potential franchises ever made.
First of all, Ripley was supposed to make a new family with Hicks and Newt and live happily ever after, as James Cameron intended. They would make money by flying around the universe and lecturing to companies like Weyland Inc about why it is not a good idea to experiment with the Alien Xenomorphs and gather numerous public protesters.
Second of all, Alien 3 doesn't make any logical sense - How could a facehugger have gotten on the ship at the end of Aliens? Ripley destroyed all of the queen eggs on the planet before she escaped, including the Queen's reproductive shit. It doesn't make sense that a facehugger was onboard because the queen couldn't have produced one during the final fight. Her egg sacs got shot to hell with a grenade launcher.
Thirdly, if there was a facehugger on board, how would it cause the entire freakin ship to crash on a prison planet? I don't think facehuggers are very smart. If it really did cause the ship to crash by some miracle, then why did Hicks and Newt die when Ripley woke up just fine and she was sleeping next to them!? Totally Illogical. She should have at least broken a leg or something.
Therefore Alien 3 could never have happened. Besides, it was completely disrespectful to the Alien fans in the first place to kill the two main characters, Hicks and Newt, whom the fans had become close to - with such a cheap death!
Yeah, I've thought about this topic a lot over the years. The story of how FOX films screwed one of the best potential franchises ever made.
Whatever happened to shmoopy after him and the gang got that dragon egg and got out of the cave? They should really finish that......also... did anyone hear a rumour about a terminator 3? or a third season of mighty boosh? Or for that matter that buisness where they were going to make a film called hannibal rising? Or a that new guns n f***ing roses album that tosser axl was promising us for years?
One last thing I swear..... weren't they going to make a mmorpg of the warcraft series?
One last thing I swear..... weren't they going to make a mmorpg of the warcraft series?
There is no 6th Harry Potter movie.
Terminator 3 doesn't exist.
Shadow Hearts: From the Fucking New World
Spiderman 3 was a figment of my screwed up imagination.
Terminator 3 doesn't exist.
Shadow Hearts: From the Fucking New World
Spiderman 3 was a figment of my screwed up imagination.
The Tony Hawk francise stopped after Project 8.
Stephanie Myers was aborted(meaning NO TWILIGHT!!!!)
Cirque De Freak stayed a book series
Uwe Boll was murdered when he was a child(so no shitty game to film adapts)
any and all forms of the movie An Incovient Truth(and Al Gore) never saw the light of day
Batman and Robin(the movie) was NEVER made
and thats all I've got
Stephanie Myers was aborted(meaning NO TWILIGHT!!!!)
Cirque De Freak stayed a book series
Uwe Boll was murdered when he was a child(so no shitty game to film adapts)
any and all forms of the movie An Incovient Truth(and Al Gore) never saw the light of day
Batman and Robin(the movie) was NEVER made
and thats all I've got
I would say that there's only one Starship Troopers movie but the third one wasn't too bad either. However, the movie that I write off is the sequel to The Talented Mr. Ripley called The American Friend. Slow, plodding pace, write-off villain, useless (though sympathetic) protagonist... the only thing this movie has going for it is Ripley himself. One of Dennis Hopper's better roles but a terrible movie.
Well, as a Doctor Who fan, I'm pretty lucky that all the insanely post-modern things, and incredibly tedious long arcs that the authors felt that they had to do in the Eighth Doctor adventure novels have basically been declared non-cannon by the BBC themselves. Good riddance, much of it was far too much like fan-fiction.
As an idealist I found that it was better to stop reading A Series of Unfortunate Events early on in the series... The title or the blurb probably should have tipped me off.
Actually the movie is pretty good I liked the ending:
"And so the Baudelaire children went to Peru and together had wonderful adventures with their loving and wonderful new guardian. The end."
Some people claim it's possible to keep watching after that part, but I don't see how. I mean it is the end. It even says so.
As an idealist I found that it was better to stop reading A Series of Unfortunate Events early on in the series... The title or the blurb probably should have tipped me off.
Actually the movie is pretty good I liked the ending:
"And so the Baudelaire children went to Peru and together had wonderful adventures with their loving and wonderful new guardian. The end."
Some people claim it's possible to keep watching after that part, but I don't see how. I mean it is the end. It even says so.